This toy is a big one, and it hasn't become a favorite for me yet. It's big, loud, and doesn't really pack enough punch.

It works best for external simulation, as the rounded tip and sheer size meant I wasn't able to insert it anywhere. For some reason it comes with a pull-cord, so I assume it has gotten stuck up somewhere on someone at least once. You don't want to be that person.

The weight of it is nice, and because of its size, I was even able to use it for non-sex related things. It works great on strained calves.

It's made of hard white plastic. Somehow, this is then called "Velvet touch," which might convince you if you have never actually touched velvet. It's hard white plastic.
On the plus side, this makes it super easy to clean, and it's durable. I think I've already stood on it once and it is still cranking. No smell to speak of, so we shan't mention it at all.

It's not an inspriring shape, all told. Round, smooth, nothing pointy or ripply. Having a more definite point would have been an improvement.

I thought about using it as a weapon if someone broke in or my housemate kept refusing to do the dishes, and given the bullet's weight, I think it'd do some serious damage.

It's almost too big to hold comfortably, so if you have smaller than average hands, you might have trouble using it.

Also, getting the top screwed on right should not have been as difficult as it was, although I'm not sure if that's the bullet, or me being unco.

It's the button on the top.

That is, there's one button which controls the three vibe settings, low, medium, high. Click it again to turn off. I'm a power queen, so I pretty much only used the high setting.

Except, for something which promised POWER, this didn't really deliver. It was strong, sure, but not WOW strong. Still took longer to get off than I'd like, given I'm a busy lad with things to do.

Also buzzy. I'd never experienced the buzz problem before, but I found my hand was itching when trying to hold onto it and it detracted from the sexy aspect feeling more vibrations in my hand than my bits.

And noisy - My housemate commented on the amount of noise coming from my room, so it's not something you want to buy if you're looking for discretion.

Soap and water is fine for this one. Take the battery pack out and give it a wash and dry. It's non-porous and can be used with pretty much any lube you want. Really easy care. I store it in a drawer. It's so solid, you don't need to protect it.

When I got this, I was confused. Why did it need to be shipped in a box that could have fit twelve of the things? Not exactly discreet.

The actual packaging for the toy was pretty useless. No instructions, not suitable for storage, flimsy plastic.

I was super excited about this toy, but when I discovered that most of its power went into noise rather than making me come, I quickly got tired of it. My quest for the uber-powerful vibe of my dreams continues!