Okay. I'll admit I'm greedy and a little impatient, so it'll be no surprise to hear when I received my Orgasmic Foreplay Kit in the mail, I dived right in even though it would be hours before my partner got home from work.

This kit contains several nifty parts that, on their own, were great. All together, I found I didn't have quite enough hands. This is also the loudest vibrator I've ever heard. I'm sure every one of my neighbors knew what I was up to and I had a nice little audience when my cats came running into the bedroom to see what all the racket was about.

The next morning my partner decided to take it for a test drive. I was barely awake when he began playing with my pussy. Soon I was pretty damp and he then produced the dolphin vibe. He inserted it and I felt the swirling motion. I quivered in anticipation and with a flick of a button the dolphin device was stimulating my clit. With my partner at the controls I never knew what to expect.

In my opinion the shaft of the dildo could be a little longer. The point of the dolphins nose was really pointy and took some getting used to but it didn't take me long to warm up to it, and before long I was sitting in a goopy mess.

I decided to try something different. I started sucking my partner's cock and retrieved the probe with the bullet in it. Normally he tends to be resistant when it comes to anal play but I figured a little oral exam would lessen his inhibitions. I licked the probe and inserted it slowly. As his erection intensified I eased the probe deeper inside him. It wasn't long before I felt his whole body tense. I then hit the switch and he convulsed in an intense orgasm, leaving us both a gooey mess.

This kit is great for both men and women; between us we will continue to put the Orgasmic Foreplay Kit through its paces. I also thought the name of the kit's parts were awful; like, the anal probe - sounds more like something you would run into on a back road in the Ozarks after a night of hard partying! I thought maybe "Rocko" or some other beefy name like that would better suit the device!