When I first laid my eyes on the Paul and Paulina Twist and Shake vibrator there was only one thought that went through my mind. I had to own it. Not because of it's cute-as-a-button design, but because it was green!


That it truly is. It is a gorgeous green silicone rabbit-style vibrator. This is where it gets cute, forgoing the usual rabbit design instead Fun Factory decided to pull out the super cute factor and use two worms coming out of an apple instead. Now that sounds gross as I type it, but honestly it looks adorable. Each "worm" has a smile on its face. Super cute and whimsical.

When I sat down to use this vibrator, I popped in the four AA batteries it requires (holy crap!) and pushed the on button. A red light lit up and nothing happened. So I decided to try out the shake. I inserted the vibrator and IT REACHED MY CLIT! I can not describe how happy that makes me. I have so much issue with it not reaching my clit. But it did. There was still room to insert the vibrator, and it already reached my clit. Amazing!


I used my thumb to move the wheel and the sound of a small jackhammer filled my bedroom. Oh dear jesus, it was loud. It vibrated like it was on hyperdrive and it just got louder and faster the higher I worked up the wheel. A little terrified I slid the wheel back down and decided to try out the twist.

Big Wormy started dancing! He jived around. Very cute. Pleasurable? Not so much. It was rotating inside of me, but it was loud and not very pleasant feeling. It felt kind of painful. And turning them both on high at the same time? Something to scare me.

I was too startled to enjoy this toy. I've tried again and the sound is off putting. While the vibrations are intense, they are almost too intense and the rotating? Too strong to be enjoyed.

While this is a cute novelty piece, not something I plan on using, ever again!


This toy is 10 inches tall with 5 1/2 inches insertable.
The clit arm is 2 1/2 inches tall and at the widest part the shaft is 5 1/2 inches around.

This toy is made of silicone so only use water, wax, or oil based lubricants. Be careful washing this toy as it is not waterproof.

My little apple friend sadly just hasn't preformed for me like it should. It is cute as hell, but it doesn't give me the power that I need to get off, or to keep it around, so sadly this little guy is history!