I'll be upfront: I didn't like this as a tongue vibe. I did, however, find in it my all time favorite vibrator.

I don't have a pierced tongue, so I can't say how that aspect works. But I tried it with the tongue band. No matter what size ring I tried, the damn thing just kept slipping off. There are few things more frustrating than having to stop a good licking to adjust your toy. My girlfriend also tried it on, and had the same problem. Slippage, slippage, and more slippage.

Don't write this toy off based on that, though. Because this is one amazing little vibe. It has three adjustable settings, so there's something for everyone. For direct clit stimulation, I recommend the first two settings. The third one is very intense.

So what to do with that third setting? Let me ask you this: Do you have various toys that are otherwise good, but their little bullet vibe just doesn't quite cut it? I'll be honest with you, I have no idea where any of my bullets are (and I have a lot). I use the TongueJoy in place of all of them. While it's a small vibe in and of itself, once you add one of the included sleeves you'll find that it fits quite nicely into a number of toys.

For such a powerful vibe, this thing is amazingly quiet. Even on the highest setting, it never emits more than a soft hum. Because of this, I highly recommend it for discreet situations.

One of the biggest advantages this vibe has over others of the same size is that it takes AA batteries. No more expensive button cells. Buy a pack of rechargeables and you're set. So while the nearly $70 dollar price tag might seem a little intimidating for such a small thing, it will save you a fortune in the long run.

I'm pleased to report that my TongueJoy is still buzzing away happily. It's worth noting that I got this toy over three years ago, and the vibrations haven't weakened at all. This toy shows no sign of stopping anytime soon, but if it ever did, I would replace it in a heartbeat. Bullet vibes? Who needs 'em.