I have never used a vibrator before, or any other type of sex toy (I'm so vanilla!) but after a really awful breakup I decided it was time to get mine! After looking at about every vibrator, g-spot/clitoral simulator I chose The Ultimate Beaver. I was a bit nervous, because in all honesty I have no idea what I am doing. I have never given myself an orgasm, and only with my last ex did I ever actually have one.

This was uncharted territory.. but boy did this thing break records. After I opened and cleaned the toy I was ready to go, and even though I am incredibly inexperienced, The Ultimate Beaver did ALL the work, and I got off in around 3 minutes. MAGIC. I've used it several times since, and it has done the job amazingly every time! Now I am wondering why people don't just lay around doing this all day... and trying to decide what else to try.

The smell was a bit off putting at first, but after I cleaned it, it was virtually gone. I also had absolutely no issues cleaning it after use, it was very simple.

The size is perfect for smaller girls/beginners, it wasn't terrifying or too girly (the smiley faced dolphins creep me out!)

I cannot say much about battery life yet, but it certainly does give you a lot of bang for the buck. Only three double A's and it had a good bit of power. The twisting wasn't excessive at all, only a slight difference between low and high. The clitoral vibrations however, went from 0-60, but it was very easy to change speed settings at the precise moment necessary.

This really is a must have, and I highly recommend it to anyone and everyone; I so excited/pleased that I could be telling literally everyone about it, even those who wouldn't appreciate it.
Thank you Ultimate Beaver!

Two months later and this toy still gets the job done! (Usually 5 minutes or less!)

The plastic-y smell is now long gone, and the cleanup is easy.

After two months of pretty frequent use, I've noticed it does tend to "eat" batteries and they must be replaced more frequently or else there is an obvious difference in performance. Fortunately double A's are usually lying around the house, and if not they're cheap. I've also noticed the toy isn't as quiet as when it was new.