Oh Mimi, I love you. This isn’t even going to be a review. It’s going to be a love letter to the Mimi.

I have never experienced a better toy.

You want a discreet toy? I have literally left this toy sitting out in the open (having forgotten about it after a masturbation session). I then had about 4-5 people be in my room before I realized my mistake and put Mimi in a drawer, and not a single one even glanced twice at the vibrator. I later told my friend about the incident, and she was shocked that I had had a vibrator out, and she hadn’t even noticed.

This toy is small (it fits in the palm of your hand) and yet delivers surprisingly strong vibrations. It’s probably a 4 on the buzz scale. Those vibrations are really deep and rumbly, which in my opinion is the best kind of vibration to have. This toy is whisper quiet. It’s a maybe 1.5 or 2 bees on it’s highest setting. This is one of the few toys where I feel totally comfortable using the toy without feeling the need to blast music or have a television show running to cover the noise from anyone who might overhear.

This toy is completely waterproof. There’s absolutely no need to be worried about water getting into any seams because this toy is completely seamless. The motor and battery is all internal. The charging is an ingenious magnetic design. You simply take the charger, and it magnetically clips to the bottom buttons (these are the same buttons to adjust the vibration intensity).

The color of the toy is absolutely beautiful. I love how soft and luxurious the toy is. This is the first really high end toy I’ve ever had, and it’s enough to turn me away from lower end toys forever. Mimi has officially turned me into a toy snob; I have fallen in love.