First impression - the packaging holds no illusion that this is anything other than the best toy ever invented. I was a bit perplexed as to where to put the bullets. I popped in some batteries and tested the speed.

Oh my. The speed.

I washed the bullets, careful not to get the wires wet. I settled in and expected mediocre play.

Then, I fell in love.

I went vanilla with my first time around and just gently laid the bullets (which for some reason I refer to as eggs in my head) on my lips/clit and rotated the vibe dial. I was extremely surprised. I generally can get off fairly quickly from clit stimulation, but this was amazing! I had to pull the eggs away in order to fully appreciate the experience before it made me cum. I have never pulled back from a toy because it made me cum so quickly and it wasn't even on the highest setting. My goal is usually to get gone and be done, but this toy had me wanting to play longer and longer. It brought me to the edge and gently pushed me over. It didn't stop there though.

I was texting my partner about this new toy. I couldn't stop thinking about it. I am not one that usually keeps pulling the toy out, but I plucked this toy from my box o' toys three times last night.

The best part of this toy? The power! This was advertised as a 4 vroom. I loved every second of those four vrooms. I have never experienced such power in the toys I have had before.

Cleaning is crazy easy with this, as only the bullets have gotten used. I used a wipe because I was a bit paranoid about getting the part wet where the wire connects to the toys, but it was very simple.

The worst part about this toy is the shape of where the batteries/ dial are. It is more of an oval, and the dial is closer to the cords. I would make the cords a little but longer (maybe 4 inches?) so that I can run the bullets with my hands elsewhere or my partner can run the bullets while next to me!

I reviewed this the day after I received it. I came back because I simply cannot get enough of it. It is easy to use; though, a little on the loud side, especially when the eggs are vibrating at the highest power and touch each other. I wake up in the morning and reach for them. I've never reached for a toy first thing in the morning. I am also usually a solo player - I offered to share my toy with my partner next time we have alone time. Please, buy this toy!