A relative newbie to sexual toys in general, I quickly decided I will never be without a few toys fast at hand. A small butt plug and cock rings were a good start for a security blanket, but I also wanted something that vibrates on hand.

With the Screaming O Bullet, I can discreetly steal a moment several times throughout the day, to give a tickle to a nipple or a tingle to a taint.

It's waterproof, so I can play in the shower or tub.

Outer anal orifice stimulation only, you don't want to risk requiring emergency room retrieval.

Plastic with a rubber o-ring to keep water out of the inner workings. Through clothing, it gives pleasant stimulation; naked with a little lube, it smoothly glides and spreads the joy. There is a small indent on the non-button end that can be felt with dry fingertips, but it isn't noticeable to the touch on lubed nipples or genitals.

Small size allows you to discreetly take it with you in a pants pocket, purse, jacket, coat, briefcase, luggage, or backpack. Although I haven't tried taking one through airport or courthouse security systems, I can imagine the x-ray image raising an eyebrow and requiring a question or two to be answered.

Easy to palm quickly and squeeze the button to the off position with one hand, unless perhaps if that hand is lubed.

Adheres to the KISS principle (Keep It Simple, Stupid). Push button on, same button off. Stronger vibrations than at least one luxury silicone vibrator we own. Rubber o-ring allows use in the shower or bath, and allows for easy cleaning under running water.

Wash with anti-bacterial soap.

At present, I only use water-based lubes, which are safe for use with the plastic and rubber o-rings, but I don't know what would happen to the o-ring with other types of lubes.

I bought three to make sure I'd never be without. I haven't used one exclusively, so I have yet to run the batteries down on any of them. But I can't imagine the changing of the batteries to be too difficult to negotiate. It is, after all, a very simple design.

O! On my nipples!
O! On my penis!
O! On my balls!
O! On my taint!
O! On my anal orifice!
O! On my butt plugs! Yes, on the base, rocker, or ring of my non-vibrating butt plugs for safe, indirect, internal anal vibration.