Jesse's vibro pussy sucker was one I anxiously awaited the arrival of! I was hoping for some amazing experience and I've never been so let down by a toy--ever!

The claim for the pussy sucker is "As far as suction toys go, this is one of the better ones because it combines the sensitizing effects of the suction with vibrations, and the cup itself is made out of soft and comfortable jelly."

OK, so the suction cup is about 3 inches long and about 2 inches wide, maybe a little narrower and made of jelly. It's not at all uncomfortable, especially if you're one that likes/uses jelly products often. It does cover a large area, which is always welcome here, but that's about where the positives end!

The suction, which is controlled by a pink hand bulb, is basically non-existent. It doesn't matter how I moved, adjusted, re-positioned, etc, I got NO lasting suction. The second I released my hand from the cup, there was nothing. However, what I found odd was that even while holding the cup, the suction was not enough to create a great sensation, or even a sensation at all! One would assume that suction on a clit would be amazing, but this just did not even come close to amazing or even stimulating. Even when I placed my finger directly over the pump hole (inside the cup) the suction lacked tremendously!

The vibration is controlled by a hard, clear, pink, plastic control box. It's simple to use with an up-and-down switch. It would seem that the vibrations would be wonderful, given the coverage area of the suction cup, but that's simply not the case. Perhaps because the bullet is located at the back of the suction cup and is quite small, given the size of the cup, but I could barely feel the vibrations through the pussy sucker, even on high. Not only were the vibrations weak, but they weren't even enough to bring a climax on or even close to it. This part of the toy was seriously lacking as well. It is however, pretty quiet, so you likely won't have to worry about the noise level.


Overall, this toy is bulky, being 3 pieces, which will need to be used together to function as claimed. Plus there's the tubing for the pump and wire for the vibrator. You can unplug the vibrator from the control box when not in use though.

What you will receive:

A glossy box with the lovely blonde, with her bra falling off, looking all in love with the pussy sucker. The toy itself comes in a plastic bag, which is simply taped shut. The 3 pieces of the toy (cup, bulb, control box)and an "instruction page" to show you how to install the batteries.


Keep in mind the cup is jelly, which may contain latex, so remember to do a skin test before applying this to your vulva!

As far as lube goes, I rarely use it, and I only use water based, so use your own judgement on that. I did however, use a clit cream, figuring I already had this out and ready, might as well give it my all! Well, even with the cream, which is AMAZING, this pussy sucker wasn't enough!

Absolute waste of time and money! I've never been so let down by a sex toy in my life. I am absolutely disappointed and can't say that I'd recommend this pussy sucker to anyone. Whether you're a beginner or more experienced, I don't believe it will truly matter. This set up is so simple to use, yet so completely ineffective; experience level just won't matter.

Even after giving this a couple more tries, the suction is simply not there. I am as disappointed now as I was when I first tried it.

It would make a great gag gift, so that's always a bonus!