This toy started off with some promise. My partner and I saw it as a chance to have some discreet remote fun while we were out in public. The toy is advertised as a small remote controlled vibrator that you can have some fun with, by giving a partner control. Needless to say we were excited to try it out. We pulled it from the package and were immediately a little disappointed. The battery pack for this toy is an inch and a half thick, maybe two. Not very good for a discreet toy, but we decided to give it a shot anyways.

So into the bathroom she goes, to strap this thing on and give it a try. First comment from her lips is “I think it’s going to chafe and these plastic side pieces dig in a lot”. Looking at the fit, this toy is designed for a very small range of sizes. So after a few modifications, that include cutting off the side plastic straps, we get it to fit comfortably. So the first problem is this it’s not an under the clothes toy.

Ok so we decided that we are ready to try this out, and we hit the button on the remote and the vibrations start. She claims to barely be able to feel them, and there is only one speed. There is no range for the clit and the other nub is just as pointless. The bullet for this toy is up in the shaft of the penis protrusion, and with the weight of the base of the toy, you feel nothing through the length of the toy even when the vibrator is turned on. But we find a place where she can feel something and see if this will work at all.

Off to a semi public place to test the range of this little toy. And it falls a little short yet again. The range only turns out to be a little over 20 feet or so, which is great inside a single room but if you want to take this out then that is kind of rough. And to top it off the discretion makes it look like your partner is packing. Not really all that attractive for either member of this fun play date. Even after cutting the jutting wings off of this little strap in, it still started to rub her wrong after just a little while out, so we decided to call our night out a little early and head back home.

We went home a little disappointed, and the toy went into the box only to ever return out much later. And when it came out later, the remote had stopped working. This was a huge disappointment, because it is a fairly expensive toy. If you decide you ever need to clean this toy, you will want to stick with your standard methods of warm water and soap, and you will want to stay away from silicone based lubricants like most toys of this type. But I honestly doubt you will find a need to use this more than once, and it really isn’t worth the money for a one time use toy.