Not what I expected from a bullet...

I was highly unimpressed by the Rocket Bullet. The quality of this product is not very good. It is plastic with an unnecessary silver finish, which has the potential to sacrifice some of the safety of the plastic toy. It also has a battery-operated controller that is connected to the toy by a wire and sometimes it shuts off by itself, which is disappointing and frustrating. If you're looking for a good quality toy for a relatively cheap price, you're looking in the wrong place.
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Pros
Easy-to-use controller, varying settings
Cons
the silver/gold finish, short cord, sometimes turns itself off.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This vibrator can be used in many different ways. It has ridges as well as a bulb at the end (like the head of a penis), which creates a bit of dimension when using it for clitoral stimulation. However, these ridges aren't really noticeable when penetrating it vaginally or anally. It has 5 inches of usable surface, so it can be basically used for any stimulation. It has a cord with a remote at the end, which is handy for couples, however, the cord is only about 1 foot and 7 inches long so there isn't much leeway with it. I've used it by myself as well as with my boyfriend (who used it on me), and it works pretty well both ways. The page for this product claims that it's waterproof but I'm a bit leery to try that as I am to try it with any toy that has a cord. (Disclaimer: I'm not partial to corded toys, mainly because I'm afraid the cord will disintegrate, which can cause a bad situation. I don't know if this is a rational fear but the toys I like the most tend to have the controls right on them).
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

This product is made of plastic, which is a pretty safe, non-porous material, but I think the safety of it goes by the wayside with the gaudy silver finish. I have only had this toy in my possession for a week and have probably only used it a handful of times, but I still think that it's only a matter of time before the finish starts to fall apart, which can cause bacteria to collect. It is a smooth toy with no bend whatsoever. The texture of it starts to irritate the body part it's being used on after a while because it is such a hard toy. If you're sensitive in your nether regions, I would not recommend this toy.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is a 5 inch long, perfectly round phallus. It has the head of a penis, but then bulbs out several times before reaching a final bulb and the entrance for the cord. Then there is a foot and a half long cord that attaches to a handheld remote. The size would be just like an average penis. If I were a beginner, I would stick to smaller bullets before graduating to this one. It is not discreet whatsoever, packaging-wise or the toy itself. I just keep it in a drawer with the rest of my toys so I wouldn't consider it hard to hide, however there was one mishap where I accidentally left it on the living room floor when maintenance came into our apartment to fix something. Had there not been blankets it would've been obvious what my boyfriend and I were doing only a half-hour earlier.
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Performance-wise, this toy is mediocre. There is a lot of variety in the vibrations, such as just straight-up vibrations non-stop (4 different settings: light, medium, intense, and really intense), slow-pulsing, fast-pulsing and waves. I tried all 7 settings and enjoyed all of them, however, there were some times when the toy shut itself off randomly, which can be incredibly frustrating when close to climaxing. The controls are easy to use but the cord should be a little bit longer, which would make the convenience of it better. I tend to masturbate while lying on my stomach and that wasn't an easy feat to pull off with this toy. The vibrations are inside the toy and they are intense and really noisy. I did not try to use this toy in water. It claims to be waterproof, but I wouldn't put in water for longer than it would take to rinse it off with soap and water.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy is relatively easy to care for. I just keep it in the box it came in for storage. I have used this with the Probe Thick and Rich Lubricant and it worked really well with it. When cleaning this toy, I would clean it thoroughly with soap and water. The ridges in the toy have potential for collecting bacteria if not paid attention to when cleaning.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy was packaged in a cardboard box with a plastic window in it. It is not discreet whatsoever. There were not any instructions with this toy, but it is pretty obvious how to use it once you open it up. I wouldn't use this box for anything other than storing this toy.
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
After the bad things that I had said about this toy, it started to grow on me. That is, until it started having major problems. I haven't had this toy near as long as I have had some other ones, and it died. It started by turning itself off, then stopped turning on at all, which was incredibly disappointing. The remote, even with fresh batteries, was picking up a signal, but was not sending the signal to the actual vibrator. It was more than likely due to some cheap faulty wiring. But, overall, I would say save your money and try something of better quality. To me there is nothing worse than a toy that not only turns itself off, but doesn't turn on at all! What a waste!
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  • Contributor: ArmyWife4311
    Great review!! Thank you for sharing!!
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    thanks for the review!
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    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: dv8
    Toys that turn off are a turn off.
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    Thanks
  • Contributor: Ms. Summer
    Great job on the review.
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    great review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Very useful review, thanks
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