I, as I'm sure we all have at one point or another, lusted after those horrifying looking vibrators with odd bunnies attached. I even went as far as to shop through them and weigh the pros and cons to myself. In the end I always chose to get something else though. I just couldn't justify paying that much for a jelly toy. (at that point, they were all Jelly) After a while, I forgot about the Jack Rabbits and similar toys. I found that I didn't really care for internal (vaginal) toys, and later that vibration in general wasn't that great. I slipped further and further away from the sex toy that first got me curious.

Then I saw this advertised as free with an order. I remembered my borderline obsession with those creepy little bunnies and wondering how their ears would feel. I remembered the excitement I had felt and how badly I had wanted them and decided I'd do it, but only because it was free so I didn't have anything to lose. And so I waited, a little impatiently, for my new friend to arrive. When it finally did I tore into the box, ignoring the lube (the real reason I'd made the order) and went off to see what I'd been missing.

In the end I decided: not much. The thick silicone sleeve was a bit hard to get on, and really hard to get off (that's what she said?). It was really soft and nice, but the thickness kind of killed a lot of the vibrations, which were of the buzzy variety without the sleeve. The bullet felt pretty cheap, so I don't expect it to last very long, but the sleeve should last a good long time with proper cleaning and care. (which could be anything from a wash with soap and water to boiling or bleach, because silicone is awesome like that. Just make sure to remove the bullet first. Store separately from other silicone toys.)

The idea behind the bunny is that you get your clit placed between the two ears and it would vibrate from either side. The only way it really did anything for me was if I pressed the body firmly against my crotch. If I did it correctly, the ears would end up just at the opening of my vagina and that did feel nice. Odd, but nice. The ring is pretty big, so it should fit larger fingers, but small fingers might have a hard time. The toy is also marketed as waterproof. I have not tested this, but there is a silicone o-ring so it should be. I know it will at least last through a shower.

The battery area is a little hard to open and close at times, but it's not that bad. It comes with three watch batteries, so it's usable pretty much right out of the packaging. The absolute worst part about this toy is that it is push-button so it can take a little while to find your favorite settings.

I may not like it still, but I got one for a friend as her first toy because it was something small and not intimidating. Turns out this was a great choice for her and she loves it! She's now away at college, and enjoying her little friend.