I have been looking for an egg vibe for a while. I had one a while back that I absolutely adored, but the cords separated on the inside and I was left egg-less. Then I saw this on sale for $3.90; who could ever resist such a thing? The price was good, so I went with it.

The first thing I noticed about this was the material. It is a pretty cheap plastic. The remote control was made of a dreadfully thin plastic that I was worried I was going to break as I opened it up to put batteries in it. It is a rather pretty color, though. It has a sort of pearl-like shine to it. The egg is made of a slightly thicker plastic, but still feels like cheap plastic. The entire thing feels rather bulky as well.

In use, this was kind of so-so. The control is easy to use and is not the kind that is easy to turn on by mistake. It has a simple control - just a little dial on it. The vibe, on the other hand, did not get very powerful. I was left almost at orgasm, almost crying in annoyance when the dial simply did not go high enough to meet my needs. The egg is too bulky to be held comfortably, and I was forced to constantly reposition it, something that really takes away from the moment.

I do not suggest this vibe by any means. It is cheap, bulky, and almost useless as a vibrator at all. This was not worth even the $3.90 I paid for it. I admittedly rarely have a good time with this company at all, and I suggest anyone looking at this item to find a different brand and a nicer egg to meet your needs.

This is the most useless toy I have ever come across. It already seems to be coming apart despite only being used twice.