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I don’t hate it. It’s not terrible. But, oddly enough, I wasn’t overly impressed, either. Maybe it’s all the torturing M’s doing with the Hitachi, lately. Maybe I need a break.

Maybe he broke my clit! Oh noes!

But here’s what’s going on. You ready? I put it in, right? And then I nestle the little nub up to my clit, breathing a sigh of relief when I find that it matches up with my anatomy almost perfectly, cause I’ve heard some people have problems with that with Couture Collection toys. And I start doing all the normal things I do when I’m masturbating. And… All of the sudden, I’m distracted by the fact that my arm’s going round and round.

So I try to muscle the toy into submission, and grip the handle harder, and relax all my girly muscles to see if maybe that’s causing it and… my arm’s still going round and round.

So I try to ignore it and my mind starts drifting to other toys. I feel like a cheating lover, or something. Here I am with this splendiferously made toy between my legs and I’m imagining things as simple as my new G-brush or maybe Ella. Because I can thrust them manually! And thrusting this toy makes my clit angry. And then she starts talking about going on strike, and then my g-spot starts going on and on about how my clit’s such a prima donna, and… It’s not a pretty picture.

So I mean, I like it. It’s not bad. But it’s not the spectacular toy I thought it was going to be.