When I first saw this vibe, I was very excited. After all, I could remember the joy I got out of my very first pocket vibe, and with a light, why wouldn’t this be a great decision? I could not have been more wrong. When I first turned it on, it made a loud clacking noise that was highly unattractive and a mood killer. I turned it off to find out why it was making that noise, only to realize that it was because of how the vibrating mechanism was set up. When the machine was turned on, the mechanism would strike the outer walls and make a loud noise. Perhaps this is just a production error, but is still very unattractive.

Along with this noise, the vibe will apparently turn off if your grip tightens in the slightest around the base. It will simply stop working. I have yet to figure out why this happens, but it is still something that is a major problem.

It is also a pain to use in couple play, since it is so delicate and only a certain grasp can be used on it. The one setting is very powerful, but can numb your clit after a little while. My partner and I attempted to use this as g-spot play, only to find that shifting to place it against the g-spot will turn the vibe off, leaving you irritated and unsatisfied. The light was a little helpful in the dark room, but it would be easier to just turn on a normal lamp.

All in all, I would not recommend this vibe to my worst enemy. It sits in my sex toy bag and is sometimes used on my wrists when the weather acts up and I need extra blood flow. Clitoral, g-spot and vaginal stimulation are far from its strong points.

This pocket vibrator still gives me no pleasure. It's very loud, very inefficient, and not at all small enough for a pocket. It currently gathers dust in the bottom of my toy bag. It's a shame, because the light really is cute.