Egg discontinued
by Shots media

Not 'ova-whelmingly' awesome.

If this wasn't $20, I would say it was probably worth it because of the fun ways you could play with it other than just using it directly for masturbation. However, given the price, it really doesn't hold up as well as it should for a $20 egg.
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Pros
Small, silky smooth, very quiet. Easy to use and a good beginner sex toy.
Cons
Weak vibrations, cord disconnects easily.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This toy would be great for foreplay or teasing. The vibrations aren't very strong, it would be decent for nipples or direct clitoral contact for foreplay as I don't think it's enough to get anyone to climax unless you need VERY minimal vibration to get there. The material is really soft and feels great on skin. If you're the type that likes to rub things up and down your partner's limbs (or your own limbs) as a form of foreplay - sensory play-type of thing - this would be great for that.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The material is so, so soft. It's got a really nice texture that does actually manage to add extra stimulation because of how silky it is. The really curved edges make for an even better sensation when it's vibrating. This toy actually felt better being used for teasing than it did being used solo for masturbation - that's how soft it is. If you need something very, very gentle it's good for beginners, but if you enjoy getting creative with toys and using them unconventionally, this could easily be used for more advanced play as well. Not porous, zero odor.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Very sleek and small, easy to fit in luggage or in a dresser drawer (or even under a pillow). Shape-wise it's great, fits well with the contour of lots of different bodies, and because it's a little larger than most eggs, there's more surface area to access. It's an egg, so it's small and easy to conceal, but bigger than a bullet so you're not as likely to lose it (in or outside of your body).
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

The cord is a great idea in theory. In practice, it falls a little bit short. There's nothing that I would be doing with this toy that I really want to have to use two hands for, and because the button is on the cord and there is no control option on the toy itself, you are kind of forced to have both hands on...or be focusing really hard on the one hand, which is also not entirely ideal.
Also, this toy has the same issue as all other toys with button-instead-of-dial controls, which is that if there are multiple settings, you have to scroll through all of them rather than being able to toggle between one or the other. Kind of frustrating when you're in the moment.
Sound-wise, it's louder than I was expecting, but still relatively quiet.

The other issue with this toy is that the cord disconnected from the main part of the toy almost immediately. It didn't fully become separated from it, but if you pull even lightly on the cord the power stops. This hiccup seems like a pretty big negative, especially when you're in the middle of a very special moment with yourself.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

General basic sex toy care...wipe it down after you use it, keep it somewhere where it's not going to get saturated with water (it's waterproof, but I still wouldn't recommend STORING it in the bathtub).
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Actually, really surprisingly nice packaging. Very sleek, brightly colored and very modern looking without looking flashy, came with batteries included (HUGE plus, in my opinion). Package can absolutely be used as a gift box.
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative

Personal comments

I really wanted this toy to be awesome ESPECIALLY because of how eco-friendly the packaging is and how nice the toy feels before you turn it on; but the vibrations really weren't strong enough, and the cord issue really detracted from my ability to enjoy using this. Sad times!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    I have this in green. I loved it at first, but now i highly dislike it.
  • Contributor: ssscouting
    I was seriously SO so so excited when we ordered it. I had such high hopes for this little guy! Such a shame. Hopefully someone can have a lot of fun with it though!
  • Contributor: Linga
    Great review, shame it turned out to be pretty mediocre.
  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Very nice review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Ghost
    10 speeds? Wow. Looks pretty good.
  • Contributor: zracer
    Great review
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    I hate that it only was mediocre considering 10 different speed options you'd think that it would be awesome. Thank goodness for great reviews. I do like the purple color option this comes in though.
  • Contributor: Positwist
    Wow, only on vroom?! Bummer.

    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: CaliGirl
    great review
  • Contributor: Kissy
    Bummer about the strength. Otherwise sounds good. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: xjonxthexgreenx
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Peres2013
    Good review!
  • Contributor: KinkyNicki92
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: richsam
    Thanks for the review
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