The vibrating egg with wireless remote is a good idea, but I feel that this toy falls short of expectations. It is simply too loud for public play unless you're at an equally loud party. Most normal restaurants, theaters, and stores would hear this toy easily.

The product is made of phthalate free plastic which is easy to clean and can be used with silicone lubricants. The bullet is three inches long and four inches in circumference. The remote is really tiny so it can easily be used in public without notice. It also looks like a regular key chain and has a silver plastic sliding cap that can cover all of the buttons; so there's no worry about accidentally turning the bullet on unless you want it. The buttons themselves do make a little noise but won't be heard unless in a quiet room. I found that the bullet did not always respond even when I was an arm's length away. If the remote is behind clothing, like in a pocket, it only works half of the time.

Changing speeds is easy since you can go up or down. Unlike other toys, I love this feature because you don't have to cycle all the way through the functions to get back to the one you skipped over. It also has an on/off button so you can easily switch the toy off, or if inserted prior to play, the toy can be turned on remotely instead of having to remove the toy to start the bullet. The vibrations are fairly light even on the highest setting. Although the toy is rather long, it won't hit your G-spot or provide clitoral stimulation. I would only use this product for foreplay or light stimulation; not as a great product for orgasm.

The toy takes two AA batteries, and is advisable to remove the batteries after use to potentially save power. When replacing batteries, the cap of the bullet comes off easily. However, once batteries are inserted, the bullet is very difficult to screw together in order for the seal to properly close. I had a horrible time trying to push down and squeeze the toy together. Once the toy is inserted and on, the ten speeds are incredibly loud. Even at the lowest setting I still find it too loud for most public places. The wire at the end does look a little fragile but has held up so far. Just be careful not to tug too hard!