Not as good as I thought is would be

Simply put the 10 speed remote controlled vibrating egg just isn't worth the money. The features are great but I'd rather climax and this egg just wasn't powerful enough for me.
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Pros
Wireless, smooth, 10 vibrating functions, many colors, water proof, use solo or with a partner
Cons
Weak, battery didn't last long, placement of vibe inside egg needs to be closer to the top
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

The 10 speed remote controlled vibrating egg has a lot of great features. It's best used to stimulate the clit but has a nice little pull cord attached so that it can be inserted into the vagina. It comes with a wireless remote which makes this little vibe great for solo use or with a partner. The remote has a clip attached so that it can be hooked to a key chain and a cover that slides over the buttons to protect from accidental clicks.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Smooth
    • Water-proof
    • Wireless remote
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

The egg is plastic but is silky smooth to the touch, it feels really nice. Although it's one of the best features of this product it doesn't add to the stimulation. It had no smell (another plus in my opinion). I mean who wants a stinky vibe?
The remote is made of plastic (matching the color of the egg) and brushed stainless steel.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design/shape is well what it is....an egg. The size was okay, its about 3" long and 1.25" in diameter. Maybe if it was a little smaller it would have felt more powerful to me. That being said it's definitely something that can be used by anyone beginner or advanced users.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is where it went downhill for me, It's not all bad though.
Let's start with the good: there are 10 different variations of vibrations and the wireless remote can be used by a partner from up to 20 meters away. It's water proof so fun in the shower is always an option. The pull cord gives you the option of using this inside and outside the vagina. The noise level is pretty minimal too. It's super easy to use, there really isn't a need to read the directions on the box.
On to the not so good of it all. I didn't think the egg was very powerful at all even on the highest setting. It feels like the vibe is located more in the middle of the egg rather than towards the top. I used the batteries that came with it, they worked good the first day but come the following day it doesn't always want to stay on. Hoping its just the batteries and not a defective egg.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Since this vibe is water proof it's really easy to clean. I just use regular old soap and water. It doesn't come with any type of bag/box for storage but it's small enough to hide in a nightstand or dresser. If you really wanted to you could always save the box it was packaged in to store it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The box is small but not very discreet. You can see the egg and remote through the front of the packaging. It's clearly labeled Vibrating Egg in large letters. The vibe is easy to use so you don't really need instructions but there are some listed for you on the side of the box.
    • Minimal

Experience

My old bullet was wired to a remote (which kept shorting out, probably due to all the grinding) so I was in the market for a new one. I really wanted a wireless bullet/egg. I went with this one based on other reviews and the fact that it had 10 different vibrating variations but it fell short getting me off. I didn't think there was enough power in the highest vibration and the location of the vibe inside the egg just didn't feel right to me.
Follow-up commentary
It would be an ok bullet if it worked most of the time. I've tried new batteries several times and it doesn't always work. I think there is either something wrong with the remote or the bullet. Aside from that, when it does work I'm still not that happy with the strength of the vibrations or the location of the vibrator in the bullet. My recommendation is don't waste your money on this.
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This review was edited by
  • lilly555 Contributor: lilly555
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  • Contributor: Ms. Summer
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: P'Gell
    Thank you for the review.

    About how far did you find you can get the remote from the egg and still be able to control the unit? That would be my first test with something like this. (And, honestly, I'm American, and I can't even guess how far "20 meters" is.)

    Also, what were the individual settings and patterns like?

    What type of batteries does it take? Does a name brand battery last longer in this set?

    You may want to look into the Mentor Program. A mentor will help you not only with making sure your reviews have all the pertinent details but also help with syntax (there were still a few errors, even after being edited) and putting the review together. The Mentor Program is fantastic and when you graduate you are automatically upgraded!
  • Contributor: jenji
    Points well taken.
    20 meters is about 65 ft. It's pretty far. I could operate it from 2 rooms away.

    It uses 2 AAA batteries. I changed mine out today and so far it's working better. I'll have to evaluate how long this new set lasts.

    The pattern settings are:
    low
    med
    high
    steady fast pulse
    1 long followed by 4 fast pulses
    steady low to high/high to Low
    low to high pulse
    high pulse starts slows progresses to fast
  • Contributor: musicownsmysoul
    Great review.
  • Contributor: Geogeo
    Thanks, not for me though
  • Contributor: Upyourreviews
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Eugler
    thank you, especially for the follow-up commentary!
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