No Clever Title This Time (But Seriously, It's Great)

The E-Sensual Bullet Vibe by California Exotics can definitely be called the sex toy of the future! Instead of being tethered to expensive batteries or the wall, you're now tethered to your computer or wall (with USB wall plug, sold separately). For its size, price, and gimmickiness, this bad boy sure does pack a punch! With 7 vibration patterns, it's perfectly satisfying!
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Pros
Strong vibrations
USB-powered
7 different vibration patterns
Corded for easy retrieval
Cons
Cord is pretty short
Misleading controls
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The E-Sensual Bullet is an innovative toy from California Exotics. It's like your traditional corded bullet, only it doesn't run on batteries, and it doesn't plug into the wall! You may ask, "Then how does it vibrate?" Well, stop interrupting and let me tell you, gosh darnit! This toy plugs into any USB port! Other than that, this bullet operates like any other bullet. It can be used to stimulate any part of the body and can be used by anyone. Since the cord isn't very long, you can't stray very far from the power source, whether that be your computer or a USB wall adapter.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Near the power source
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The main bullet is made of a smooth, hard, metallic, plastic. Plastic rates pretty high on the safety scale and is probably why the toy is so inexpensive. Plastic can be washed with soap and water, although I'd be careful with this toy since it's not waterproof. It cannot be sterilized, but it is non-porous and phthalate-free!
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet is your traditional oblong egg bullet with the 2-button control pad about 6-8 inches down the cord and then there's about another 2 feet of cord before reaching the USB plug. Needless to say, the cord isn't very long. Since the whole thing is relatively small, it's perfect for travel! It's probably not very discreet, however.

Here's some specs for the size:

Length: 2 1/4"
Insertable length: 2 1/4"
Circumference: 3 1/4"
Diameter: 1"
Weight: 2.2 oz
Color: Silver
    • Ergonomic
    • Not too big

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is where this little guy really shines! For such a gimmicky-sounding thing as a USB-powered bullet, this thing is extremely strong! The bullet requires no software and your computer won't even recognize it. It simply uses the computer's power and thus is also compatible with USB wall adapters that come with some cell phones/digital cameras. It has 7 vibration patterns: Slow, medium, strong, dot-dot-dash, soft-strong-soft-strong, escalating, and pulsing.

To use it, simply push the down button (which is towards the toy). To cycle through vibration patterns, also push the down button. To turn off, push the up button (away from the toy). The up button is kind of misleading as it only serves to turn the toy off. It's not very loud, but it might be heard on the higher settings. This toy is not waterproof.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

To care for this toy, I personally just give it a rubdown with a toy wipe before and after use. Since it's not waterproof, but very small, it's very difficult to clean with soap and water. The toy can be stored in the box, but it's slightly bulky. If you're short on room, I'd just tie up the cord and store it in a plastic baggie or something. This toy is compatible with any lube you so desire and can be stored with whatever toys you need to store it with.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

This bullet came in Cal Exotics' signature clear plastic box with information written all over it. It's great for storage or for wrapping and sending to a loved one. The packaging isn't very discreet, however, so I'd wrap it before doing so. Fortunately, it's recyclable!
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift
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  • Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster
    Thank you for your review! I think that's pretty cool that it hooks into USB ports. Only thing I think sucks.. Is that it has to stay plugged into the USB port the whole time. Would be nice if it charged then you can take it wherever.
  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the great review!
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