First and foremost, let me start by saying that I am not on good terms with my clitoris. I am not desensitized, on the contrary, the feelings I perceive from clitoral stimulation are often overwhelming yet not pleasurable. By that, I mean I can climax and at the same time not enjoy it, which is often misunderstood, ignored, or degraded as a ''case''.

Reading tons of articles glorifying the clit as the holy grail of female orgasm was the catalyst to take my chances with a rabbit. No high hopes, no real interest, just a lot of free time to experiment during quarantine and two very tempting discount codes. Without putting much thought into it I placed an order.

Shipping to my house took an awfully long time since I live in the EU and our post offices don't have enough workers, so when I got my package, I became extra curious and ready for action. I've opened the carbon box with the title ''THRUSTING RABBIT VIBRATOR'' and all I could think of was how big it seemed. The size quite shocked me but it was still in the normal-sized range of sex toys. After my first shock I placed 4 AA batteries in it with a little bit of struggle, I rolled the two switches at the base of the toy to check if it works properly and the clitoral part started vibrating, while the vaginal shaft thrust and moved in circles. There was also a small, purple button below the switches, altering the direction of the rotation but it took me a while to realize. When my optical examination was over, I washed carefully with water and soap the part of the rabbit that was meant to penetrate as well as the bullet part of it, put a small amount of water-based lube, took a deep breath, and used it.

My very first use was at my house at the bathroom, standing slightly nervous. After a couple of seconds, I calmed down, dealt with the main shaft of the toy and turned on the rotation. The size was filling but not to a point of discomfort and lube eliminated any possible friction. Thrusting wasn't aggressive at all and had a nice range of motion but the rotation was the actual amazing factor of it. After 1 minute I felt confident to play with the clitoral part of the rabbit, which I did. The sensation was consistent but mild compared to its description. I navigated my free hand to the toy and tried different angles and amounts of pressure against my body. That thing made a huge difference. The rabbit ears gave me a tingly feeling that unexpectedly turned into a climax. All it took me was 5 minutes of use and I have to admit that the experience wasn't annoying at all, probably because the penetration and rotation kept me relaxed all the time. The rabbit justified its purpose and I used it continuously ever since.

First impressions can be deceiving and although this rabbit was an impulsive buy, I like knowing where I put my money in, so I kept track of everything that caught my attention before, during, and after use. My opinion on the clit stimulation hasn't changed in the slightest. The vibration is nice but you have to keep in mind to place the toy correctly to your anatomy for it to work for you. Now about the vaginal part, the length and diameter are totally manageable and satisfying and the rotation is a reason on its own to purchase this thrusting rabbit, but the thrusting itself is too soft for my tastes at least.

To finish off with the good, the bad, and the ugly of my further experience, the before and after soap and water cleaning method is not a good option on this toy, despite being suggested as the cleaning method. It seems that the jelly sleeve covering the mechanism of the rabbit wasn't enough to protect it from water. Eventually, that led to thrust and rotation being permanently stopped. All I am left with now is a functional bullet and no one wants to carry all this device to end up using it like a bullet.

Another con is that you shouldn't leave the batteries inside the toy after use, because as it seems it consumes their time of future usage.

The last thing that finished off my last chances of appetite to re-use the product was the hard plastic handle that you put the batteries in. As I mentioned at the beginning of my review it was a little hard to open and close it, but I guess that ''little'' was enough for it to break after some time.

To summarise my final opinion, this toy is good, versatile and will work even for inexperienced users but with some adaptations focused on sustainability (materials, cleaning options, etc) it will be a must-have for everyone, especially for begginers.

The clitoral part of the vibrator is somewhere in between strong and moderate, or as I would describe it, it is exciting enough for everyone but at the same time good for beginner and novice users. On the other hand, if someone is obsessed over crazy intense vibrations, they should probably opt for something else or use it additionally to something else.

The penetrating part of the vibrator is definitely on the moderate side, and the same applies to its rotation.

My game is strong when I rely or emphasize on vaginal stimulation. However, this sex toy is clitoris focused. Based on these two parameters this toy is worth trying, it offered me a lot of pleasurable moments, mostly on a daily basis, and even though it is not my ideal type of sex toy, I kept asking for it for 2+ months. My orgasms obviously weren't the strongest I've ever had but this comes down to personal preference, erogenous zones, and sensitivity. Orgasming to ''thrusting rabbit'' left me with a more relaxing aftertaste compared to other previous experiences I had with non-rabbit vibrators and that is fine in my book. Wellness is a unique way to receive satisfaction after all.