My Little Spermy Dude

He is such a cool looking great toy. Now if he just rumbled. I am now shopping for a small one inch long 1 1/4 inch around bullet to make my little sperm dude jump!! In theory he rocks. Reality, he sucks.
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Pros
Neat Shape
Silicone
Small enough for kegals
Cons
Bullet sucks!
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
Little Snooper By Touche



This is the greatest concept in a toy, I love the little sperm looking dude, I love the silicone and the shape. It works great as a vibrating kegal exerciser but , it’s bullet totally sucks!!!!!!!



Use

He is a great little clitoral vibrator, or he would be with a better bullet! You can use him on your external labia and vaginally also. He is small enough to be worn around as a kegal type of exerciser as he is the same shape and size as some of my other exercisers. He really can’t be used anally as his tail is not enough to keep him form going missing.

Material/Texture

He is completely free from textures. He is a smooth flexible type of silicone. He does present some drag which is cured by the use of water based lube. I wouldn’t call him silky or velvety he just isn’t. The silicone is rated a 10 on the Eden safety scale. It is non porous, hypoallergenic. Latex and Phthalates free. He has no smell or taste to him. He is flexible and the tail moves with you. This silicone warms up to body temperature ad makes the tail even more flexible. He really doesn’t collect any lint or hair. He comes in pink or purple. The packaging states that he is shower proof.

Size/Shape/Design

He really does look like a little sperm. He is a total length of 5 inches and has a head that is 2 inches long and the largest diameter of 1 inch. His tail being 3 inches long. His tail is 1 centimeter at it’s thickest and at it’s thinnest it is a half a centimeter. The ball at the end of the tail is a half an inch across. Sorry to mix measurements but the tail is thin. The bullet is one inch long and 1 1/4 inch around.



Functions

He has a bullet. It is only an on and off type of bullet with a slide switch on the end of it. The bullet is completely removable from the toy with the bullet key. The key is included with the toy and it slides in beside the bullet you turn it so that the end piece catches the bottom of the bullet and it pulls the bullet out. Thank goodness because I don’t like the bullet and since the toy itself is so cool I would like to replace it and use my little sperm guy for happy times. The bullet does come with it’s own batteries so you don’t have to worry about finding them.



The bullet is very weak and only has the on and off function. It is weak I wouldn’t even say that it could hit a 2 on the vroom scale. It is quiet I can say that and it is buzzy at best. The silicone can carry the vibration but not much. Honestly, the little disposable bullet on some of the cock rings is much better at performing vibrations.

Care/Maintenance

The bullet is completely removable and you can take it out and pop this baby into your dishwasher, of course in one of those things that will hold it into place to it doesn’t go swimming all over the dishwasher and end up in the gook at the bottom. You can boil him. You can use anti bacterial soaps and water, toy sprays and your Eden wipes. I would not suggest soaking this toy in any cleaning solutions as you could hurt the finish. You can also clean him with a 10% bleach solution. I use only water based lubes with my toys as I have been told that you can compromise the finish on the toys with use of other lubes. I store him in a plastic baggy to keep him from my other toys. Again, to that the finish doesn’t get compromised.



Packaging

The packaging is great an elegant looking black box with silver writing on it. The toy is shown through the plastic window and you get two booklets in different languages and the bullet key.
Experience
He only gets 2 stars because his bullet sucks so badly. The little sperm rocks though he is made from a great material, he is a great size and in theory he would be so awesome with the right power. I am now searching for a great bullet that will fit inside of his hole. I actually have another one of their products and it's the ice one. The bullet that came with my ice toy works so much better but I wonder if that is because it is vibrating ice? I don't know but it you find a really good small bullet please let me know.
Follow-up commentary
This one just doesn't measure up. The hole is not big enough to place a stronger bullet. Save your cash and look elsewhere.
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My Touche Little snooper tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Kegels
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