The G-Twist is a highlight for my collection. I was attracted to the G-Twist's ridges, nubs, rotation feature, and orange color. I ripped the toy from its scissors-free packaging, and found some AAA's. The G-Twist looks like the Loch Ness monster with its bent tip, ridges on the front, and large nubs down the back. This creature is not for the light-hearted. Its length and girth are substantial. If something this size is new to you, take your time, relax, and have a condom and lube on hand.

It's completely waterproof, so you can take a dive with this monster. Its battery holder slides out of the bottom, so changing the 4 AAA batteries is super easy. It's a little weighty, but I'd hate to have less power. The battery cover is closed using a twist and lock track rather than a screw-it-on-until-you-can't-turn-it-anymore cover, so you can't break it. It has 4 buttons, two for each function. The rotation buttons are on/off and left/right. The vibrations are concentrated in the nub-adorned tip and pack a punch. The low setting will get your attention and on high, it'll sink you into depths of pleasure.

I started with the rotations, which were very relaxing and massaging. The G-Twist was whining and wiggling. It danced to the right, then to the left. I slid my hand down the easy-to-find control panel and turned on the vibrations. I played around with the buttons for a while, trying different combos: low vibe, low vibe + rotations, high vibe, high vibe + rotations, and just rotations while changing the direction. The rotations by themselves weren't enough to get me off, but once I turned on the vibrations, it only took seconds!

The vibrations alone can get me off after a few minutes of manipulation, but with the extra motion, it's unbelievable! Now that I was addicted to rotating vibrations, I cleaned the G-Twist and slipped on a condom. I turned on the rotations and let the head wriggle on my pussy before allowing it in. It found my g-spot in no time. I was moving right along with the rotations and enjoying the changing direction.

The vibrations didn't add much to my experience, but were noticeable. I got myself good and melty and started thrusting deeper. The size is perfect! It fills me up and reaches all those great pressure points. I took my time thrusting shallow and deep, changing the direction of the rotations and twisting the shaft so the tip could find new places to nuzzle. It was the deep, short thrusts that did me in. I put myself in such a frenzy that I had to touch my clit. This is one amazing toy. I must have masturbated everyday for a week! I put it to the bathtub test and it passed with flying colors.

Now about noise, on low and high vibration, it's only 1 bee. The rotations alone are 3 bees, add the vibe and it's 4 bees. I recommend some soft music. I gave this awesome orange vibe 4 vrooms at its highest performance. It's not overpowering but it'll get you there fast. Overall the G-Twist gets 4 out of 5 stars. It's powerful, well-built, easy to use, and waterproof. I really like the design of the battery holder and cover. I can't tell you how many times I've used my G-Twist so far, but I know I haven't lost power or changed batteries yet. If you're up for trying something 1 1/2 inches wide, with 7 1/4 inches of yum, go for it. Don't be scared if you've never had anything this big. Let the movement and vibrations seduce you. Get a condom, get some lube, and enjoy this mythical marvel.

This baby is going strong! The waterproofing is good and all the functions still work. It feels a little too wide at times but it gets me off just fine.