For beginners searching for average girth to press against the G-spot and light clitoral vibrations, there's Rocks Off Ltd's Groovy Chick. A silicone dildo with removable mini bullet, this toy is great for providing light internal vibrations, moderate external ones, and can work for man, woman or beast. P- and G-spots alike can enjoy this. Size queens need steer clear, however.

This dual-purpose high-quality toy comes in wonderful, sterilizable silicone. The removable bullet makes it pretty easy to clean as well.

A slight curve and bulb in the head of the dildo acts as a sweet spot stimulator and the bendable neck makes finding your clitoris and G-spot simultaneously quite easy. Still, the neck doesn't bend very well, doesn't stay in place, and the vibes are kind of weak.

I don't recommend this toy for use in water; though it claims to be waterproof, I've found that even testing vibes of this kind underwater ends in ultimate vibe death, despite the 'waterseal' included in their design.

Those of you into trying temperature play can always heat up or cool down your silicone sleeve before play for an extra, new experience in sensation play.

If you're interested in a toy of this kind, I highly recommend this one. For size queens, advanced toy users, and those who enjoy more simple stimulation, however, I recommend moving on to other toys.

Light textures allow for easy grip - finger-holds make this even more ergonomic and user-friendly

The ergonomic textures included in the Groovy Chick were well-thought out. Finger grips are strategically placed on the inner side of the clitoral end, while layers of light grooves wrap the outer side, preventing slippage during well-lubricated play. The rest of the dildo is very smooth. Though it does contain a light seam, it cannot be felt at all and should not create any discomfort in use whatsoever.

The smooth texture here allows for easy thrusting as well, with little to no resistance.

Groovy Chick is a very firm silicone with little give. It's about an 8 on a scale of 1 - 10, with 10 being the hardest silicone I've ever felt. It has a slight give until about .5 cm deep, where it remains firm and rigid.

The smooth, nearly matte finish used here is unlike any I've ever seen. It feels very elite, top-quality, and doesn't attract dust and lint like most silicones do.

This 100% silicone carries no smell or taste, thankfully. This is a toy to be felt, not smelt!

This unassuming toy is discreet and abstract enough to invite beginners. Its unintimidating size and light vibrations beckon new'comers' to try something different.

This is not your run-of-the-mill sex toy, but rather is quite innovative. Its ergonomic finger-holds, hand grip textures, curved, bendable neck and slightly protruding head make it both an artistic and useful toy. A sharp curve in the dildo invites your insides and outsides to come together, literally.

The mild 1 1/8" diameter and 5" insertable length of this are just enough for new sexplorers to get their 'rocks off' on. Again, size queens need to look elsewhere.

My only complain in the design is that the silicone is so firm and thick that the little bullet included doesn't penetrate the toy very well. So while the bullet is plenty strong when removed and used exclusively, once placed in the deadening 1/4" thick silicone sleeve, it loses alot of its vigor.

This small toy is merely 4" x 4.5" and can be placed in a small box or container and traveled with in a discreet manner.

The bullet vibe encased in the sleeve is overshadowed quite a bit by Groovy's thick walls. When gently removed from its tightly-hugging casing, however, the bullet can be used by itself to stimulate the clitoris, nipples or anus as you please.

The bullet has one setting, a quiet, buzzy, high-frequency vibration. I'd rate it about a 3 on the vroom scale, and give it 1 bee for its quiet nature.

To operate the bullet, a quick push of the button must be firmly made. The button must be pushed in completely before being released, and can sometimes be a pain to operate. It is a bit difficult and requires significant strength to push it in far enough to engage and lock the setting. Depressing the button completely and releasing once more turns the toy off.

Oddly enough, the bullet operates with the battery in forwards or backwards. I experimented by turning the N-1 battery backwards in an attempt to conserve battery energy, but found the bullet jumped to life all the same. The battery has lasted a surprisingly long time - a year almost, without ever being removed. Granted, I've not used this toy much, but batteries left in toys have a tendencies to die off nearly as quickly as if the toy were in use. This is quite impressive.

The vibrations felt in the toy are about a 1 or 2 on the 'vroom' scale. Whether at the bullet end or on the head of the dildo makes not a difference in strength of the vibrations. Someone with heightened sensitivity would find this incredibly pleasurable. Me, I'm not only a size queen but also an owner of a clit o' steel, so this just doesn't do it for me.

Still, if you don't like the weaker vibrations here, you can always switch the bullet out with one of a similar size, but more power. Also, if your underwater sexcursions render this bullet one dead sea captain, check out one of these toys as a replacement:

Doc Johnson's mini bullet


Cal Exotics Mini Silver Torpedo


Crystal High Intensity Mini

By turning and pulling the bullet's endcap in a clockwise direction (counterclockwise will unscrew the cap) the bullet can be removed for cleaning. Soap and water and an old toothbrush for removing debris from the crevices around the toys' logo will be needed.

The empty sleeve can now be boiled or placed on the top rack of the dishwasher for sterilization.

This toy can be stored in a cloth pouch, plastic bag, or whatever you like really. It doesn't collect much dust, and won't react negatively with other toys. Groovy Chick does play well with others!

I do recommend removing the battery when not in use, in order to save battery life. N-1 batteries aren't very common, and are a little expensive to replace. However, as I said, this battery has lasted an impressively long while.

I received this second-hand, therefore I'm unsure as to what the packaging is, though I'm told this comes with the required N-1 battery.

I've tried this on two different boys with no luck. One found the tip to be too large for his little bumhole, new as it was to trying things inserted in it. The other couldn't feel the vibrations like he wanted to. Still, I'd like to try and try again. I still think there's life and use left in this toy yet.

With such variety in function and body-capability, it'd be ridiculous not to find a use for this! I'm determined to not give up on Groovy Chick until we find someone/some way that she is appreciated.