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I'm sorry to say that overall, I think this vibe is a waste of money and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It's barely got any power, it's cheaply made and it's flimsy. It's not even good for all-over body stimulation because it's so loud. It's more expensive and less functional than other bullet vibes you can buy on this site. I bought it because it was cute but cute doesn't cut it when you're talking toys.
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Pros
cute
pink
small
Cons
terrible vibrations
little speed variance
LOUD
flimsy all around
short cord
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
This bullet vibe is adorable. The packaging it comes in is cute too. Too bad that is all it has going for it.

Everything about this thing is cheap and flimsy. I thought it would compare to the Edenfantasys branded bullet I was purchasing it to replace but it doesn't come close, despite being almost twice the price.

The bullet itself is smaller than average but I expected that from the "mini" part in it's description. I can't complain about that. What I can complain about are it's almost nonexistent vibrations. This bullet vibe is tinny, buzzy, and LOUD but with no power. I tried for an hour to get somewhere with it and I could literally barely feel it at all. And the buzziness would make me numb. This toy also has less speed variation than the cheaper Eden bullet.

The cord that attaches the bullet to the control pack is the flimsiest cord I've ever seen on an electronic. It's worse than the cord to the dollar ear buds I picked up from the Dollar Store the other day, no joke. That combined with the fact that the cord is shorter than 3 feet long is just a recipe for disaster if you ask me. This vibe is not going to last anyone very long, even if it did provide decent vibrations.

The control pack is small with a protruding circular dial (with a cute star on it) that is easy to use, so I guess that's one pro. The battery connections in the control pack are also cheaply made and look very fragile though, so there's yet another con. That's another thing I think to keep in mind if you want to buy a toy that's going to last more than a couple uses.

Overall, I'm not terribly disappointed because I bought this toy with Edenpoints and I can still use it on my neck and nipples when no one is home to hear the whirring it does but if I had payed for this, I would be really upset. Sure, it's cheap but there are at least two other vibes for sale on this site that are both cheaper and more functional than this thing.

I guess I learned the hard way that looks aren't everything.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Solo
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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  • Contributor: libbyv
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I'll pass on this one!
  • Contributor: Geogeo
    thanks for the warning
  • Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks.. Sounds terrible.
  • Contributor: married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: SGraham
    thanks!
  • Contributor: Allison.Wilder
    Thanks for sharing, I was curious about this one.
  • Contributor: sexytileena / absolutely love sex
    nice review
  • Contributor: TransMarc
    Seems horrible. Hard to find a cute, cheap, powerful vibrator Great review!
  • Contributor: Brook4114
    thanks for the review
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