Mmm Mmm Mmm...

I'd recommend this to anyone. At first, I really didn't like this toy, but after I gave it a second go and worked it to fit my body, I was in heaven! If it can fit your body, you'll be satisfied, I guarantee it.
Published:
Pros
Girth
Rotation Feels Great Outside
Strong Vibrations
Unique Look
Cons
Poor Rotation Strength Inside
Noisy
Doesn't Always "Fit" Anatomically
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

This vibrator is good for use anywhere, except the tub and shower. You can use it to stimulate both your vagina and clit or you can turn it around and stimulate the vagina and anal region. You can also turn the clit vibrator off and just use it as a dildo. It's not waterproof, but it's a doozy! It's got a handle so it's great for any kind of couple, gay, straight, or poly. It may not be particularly geared towards beginners because it's quite wide and large. The only other thing you want to watch out for on this toy is that it's a little anatomically "off," at least for me, so I'll guide you through that a bit later.

It's not exactly travel friendly, though.. It's pretty clear you'll be trafficking a big purple rabbit through security :]
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material was really smelly when I first got it. I was pretty shocked, but after I used it a few times, and washed it over and over, the smell dissipated. This rabbit is really plush and lifelike. It's firm, but not a PVC toy. It's soft, but it's not completely gummy. It's a really good medium. This has definitely been my favourite toy thus far.

It's made out of jelly, though so you should be aware that it's not the safest of material. You want to always wear a condom when playing with this toy. The weird thing is that this toy is EXTREMELY textured. The condom you should always use over this takes away from the great texture on the toy. If you don't use a condom, you risk getting an infection and then you have to spend hour washing every little crick in this toy. You can still feel the big head, though, and the head is large, let me tell you. It's very pronounced; so much so that I could still feel it inside of me, which was really great. It was really stimulating, and based on it's dildo-abilities alone, I'd recommend it to anyone.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The shape is so cool! I love Egyptian stuff. I always went to the Rosecrutian as a kid, and this definitely brings back some memories, but puts a sexy spin on them.

The size is really great. There's an insertable length is 4 and 1/2 inches and the diameter is 1 and 5/8th inches max. This is on the head part, which feels great. It's very filling. Size queens may not be satisfied, but I probably wouldn't suggest it for a beginner, because it might be a little intimidating. The clitoral attachment was only about 1 and 1/2 inches long, which was rather short for me. I had to work this to make it hit my clit, which I was none too happy about. If you see any of my other reviews, this clitoral attachment is HALF the size of any of the other rabbits I've reviewed, and I have a pretty compact vadge, if I do say so myself.

It's not discreet or easy to hide though, because with the handle it's about 9" long of big purple Cleopatra dildo!

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls were really easy to use. The battery compartment was a bit hard to keep stable, but I have to admit it never actually fell off during play. If I was using this with a partner however, I have no doubt whatsoever, that you'll pull the battery compartment lid off. Be careful of that.

The vibrations are located in the tip of the lion head and the rotations come from the tip of "Clitopatra." The rotations, like all others it seems, are not too strong. If you do turn it up though, and hold it just the right distance away from your clit, it feels just like a slow tongue flicking you. It's really great for a warm up. The only thing that sucks about this is that the rotation is noisy as all get out. Even on the lowest setting it cranks. It doesn't buzz, it CRANKS like an old machine. You'll want to make sure no one's home for this function.

The vibrations located in the tip of the lion are strong even on their lowest setting and only get better. They are a bit loud when you turn it up all the way, but the lowest setting is high on some toys I've experienced, and I've never needed to go past that. The lowest setting is pretty quiet; about the sound of a cell phone vibrating.

The controls are easy to use. You have two buttons and two wheels. One wheel controls vibration strength, the other rotation strength. One button turns the toy on, the other make the rotation change direction. It's simple and clear, although sometimes I get confused which button is which during play. The buttons can get slippery during play, but the wheels have little notches in them, so if you can't turn it off, you can just use the wheels to turn the toy off.

I haven't run out of battery juice yet, while using this on a regular basis for a month, but I'll let you guys know in my follow up how that goes. The strength hasn't decreased at all, though, which is a good sign.
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Jelly isn't the best substance. You can't sterilize it or boil it, which sucks. You can clean them with warm water and soap, but since you can't actually sterilize it, you shouldn't share this without a condom OR use this in different holes without a condom.

It's hard to care for this guy, to be honest. I tried it without a condom once and spent a good hour trying to clean every nook and cranny of this toy -- and this one has thousands! I'd say just use a friggen condom to save yourself the trouble. It's easy to store -- just put it in a plastic bag or keep it in the cute purple Egyptian-centered packaging. If you don't, it tends to collect lint, which is yucky.

You can use water and silicone lubes with this product, but avoid oil based lubes.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Danielle1220
    Good review!
  • Contributor: KnK
    Kickass review. I was curious about the toy especially after seeing the designs on the toy.
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    I LOVE the design on the shaft. Such a shame to cover that with a condom. I think I'd take to it with a toothbrush when cleaning it and hope that worked.
    Pitty about the noise. That's the thing that kinda stops me snapping this one up.

    Cheers on the review
  • Contributor: ToyGeek
    Bah, jelly. I don't have the patience to clean this kind of toy. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Great job hun!
  • Contributor: Crystal1
    Great review! I wish it were quieter, but I may have to try it anyway!
  • Contributor: lezergirl
    nice review!
  • Contributor: M121212
    Thanks for the review ^.^
  • Contributor: pinkzombie
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: Solar Ray
    Excellent and thorough review. Thanks
  • Contributor: wetone123
    Awesome review! I've had this wish listed for awhile now, your review has convinced me to go for it! Thanks!!
  • Contributor: Ash1141
    Thanks a lot for the review
  • Contributor: Nemon
    Nice
  • Contributor: J Peach
    Love the looks of this one.
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