Misleading . . .

Overall, the shape—which is that of a lipstick—was the only reason I was attracted to the product, but it was such a disappointment as were the weak vibrations. I wish it had been better.
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Pros
Cost
Cons
Misleading Advertisement, Weak Vibrations, Huge
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

With the "fake" cosmetic case being exactly 5 inches long and 1 1/2 inches wide, I highly doubt anyone would believe this was a real lipstick or cosmetic case as the packaging claims it to be. Once the lid comes off, you are greeted by a black marble vibe hidden inside with half of it sticking out to look like a lipstick. The vibrator is about 4 inches long and 3 1/2 inches in circumference. When the battery went inside the twist-and-screw compartment, I was even more disappointed with how weak the vibrations were! I had to turn the dial up to the max, yet I could still barely pick up any vibrations coming from the vibrator.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

Hide-A-Vibe is made out of smooth food-grade plastic. It contains no phthalates or latex, and it is also hypoallergenic. There is no odor to this toy, unlike some plastic vibrators that I own. You can easily clean the vibrator with antibacterial soap and water.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I'm not a fan of this design. For a discreet toy, the size of the actual toy isn't very discreet at all. Nobody is going to believe this is an ordinary lipstick. I was so surprised by the size that I had to go and measure the product myself. I found that the outside casing is 5 inches in length and 3 inches in width, with the vibrator inside being about 4 inches in length and 3 1/2 inches in circumference. It is not discreet at all!
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

After experiencing the disappointment of the size of the toy, I was clinging to hope that the vibrations would make up for what was lacking in discreetness. Sadly, I was mistaken. I turned the dial slowly—nothing. I turn it up some more—nothing. Not until I reached the max point did I feel even the slightest, weakest vibrations I have ever felt. I thought the toy had been damaged in the mail before reaching that point! I thought it was just the battery, so I changed it. Then again. And again. Nothing changed the weak vibrations.
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to care for. Since it is made out of smooth plastic, all you really need to do is wipe it down with antibacterial soap and some warm water. You can also use toy cleaner on the material.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
This toy has been sitting in storage ever since the first time I tried it. It stills has little to no vibration and it is not something that is "discreet" at all.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: newfoundlust
    Thanks for the candid review. That is what is so valuable about this forum review system.
  • Contributor: bluekaren
    That sux, I would think it would at least be powerful. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Very good review! Thanks for sharing with us!
  • Contributor: SapphirexIce
    Very lovely review!
  • Contributor: PiratePrincess
    My friend asked for a lipstick vibe for her next present. Looks like this won't be the right one. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Kimmie1980ca
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: AlaskanBeauty
    Man... i did not realize it was that huge!
  • Contributor: Beck
    Thanks for sharing! Such a shame that it is so weak.
  • Contributor: eeep
    Thanks for the review, too bad it had such weak vibrations.
  • Contributor: starklover
    Thank
  • Contributor: sweetiejo
    Thanks for the feview i'm glad you pointed out the size i hate when things are falsly advertised.
  • Contributor: Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Contributor: Apirka
    Thank you for your honest review! I think I'll give this toy a pass.
  • Contributor: Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
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