Miniature Vibrating Pommel Horse?
If rubbing with moderate vibrations is your thing, you might like this.Since it’s primarily marketed as a shower toy, the base is difficult to use without the suction cup action. But it also doesn’t quite work too well in the shower. For the flaws, the lack of oomph, the pitiful packaging, poorly placed buttons and finally the high price tag – I’d say to avoid it unless you can catch it on a really good sale and don’t require direct / intense vibrations.
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Pros
It offers a unique experience for those who like pressure and rubbing, with nice rumbly vibrations
Cons
It's not worth the price; fails with the suction cup; moderate-intensity; clumsy buttons
Experience
**Please note: This is an off-site review and the bulk of my review, plus photos, can be found on my blog by following that link above. Keep this in mind before you give me a bad rating for having a too-short review, thanks**
My apologies to those who have come before my to give this toy a glowing review....but I just can't. When I spend more then $50 on a toy (or am recommending that someone else does) I expect it to perform pretty well and live up to its functions. I don't feel that this toy does. I'm tough on my reviews because I want people to know everything, the good the bad and the ugly.
Something I didn't think to mention in my review but it occurs to me now: If you have very large thighs this might not be a good toy for you. I found that the hard base dug into my thighs when I tried using it as directed, both with and without the suction-cup.
Many others have given this toy a Vroom rating of 4 or 5. I don't personally or objectively feel that that's quite accurate. I gave it a 3, but if there were halfsies I'd pick 3.5.
My apologies to those who have come before my to give this toy a glowing review....but I just can't. When I spend more then $50 on a toy (or am recommending that someone else does) I expect it to perform pretty well and live up to its functions. I don't feel that this toy does. I'm tough on my reviews because I want people to know everything, the good the bad and the ugly.
Something I didn't think to mention in my review but it occurs to me now: If you have very large thighs this might not be a good toy for you. I found that the hard base dug into my thighs when I tried using it as directed, both with and without the suction-cup.
Many others have given this toy a Vroom rating of 4 or 5. I don't personally or objectively feel that that's quite accurate. I gave it a 3, but if there were halfsies I'd pick 3.5.
Follow-up commentary
25 days after original review
I keep trying to like this thing for myself but...there's just no hope for me & Cleo. I'm not the type who switches up my sex toys and can have a "foreplay" toy, so this one's going to the swap pile.
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