Wait, I don't think that's how the saying quite goes..

Let's state the obvious before I get started, it's cute.

Moving on from that, I got the mini mini mouse as a gag gift actually, but I decided after a month of looking at it to go ahead and give it a try. The mouse part of the toy is the part that vibrates obviously, and he's made of this almost velvety rubber material. One thing I have seen a lot of people comment on is the eyes, but I personally didn't find them to be sharp or pokey in any way.

The mouse is connected to a hand held turn dial controller that fits quite snugly in the palm of your hand. It requires two AA batteries to work, and they're extremely easy to put in which is nice. The speed of the vibrations don't change much as you turn the dial, but at full speed this little guy really isn't bad.

He's not much more powerful than your typical bullet, so if you a person who doesn't care for bullets or finds them to be too weak this probably isn't the toy for you. If you like a more gentle vibration or are a bullet lover then the mini mouse will fit right in with your collection. Another thing I noticed about this toy that I just adore is how quiet he is! I couldn't believe it when I turned him on because under the covers this toy is virtually silent. It really is perfect if you want something that can't be heard at all.

The rubber mouse is easy enough to clean. Some mild soap and water does the trick just fine, but I wouldn't trust using him with anything other than water or silicone based lubricants.

All in all, he's a good bullet. I stress that he is a bullet and may not be for everyone, especially if you are looking for something a bit stronger.