About six months ago I decided to buy a new vibrator off the internet because I’d had only one vibrator before and wanted to try something new. I looked around and found the Mega mite|Pocket rocket vibrators: Mega mite by California Exotic on EdenFantasys (the first time I had ever been on the site). It had a lot of positive consumer reviews and it was really inexpensive, so I decided that would be the one to buy.

When my package arrived a few days later, I tore it open to find a half-naked girl in a raincoat staring back at me. The Mega mite is waterproof. I get it. I opened my new toy and examined it. I wasn’t a reviewer then, but I still wanted to look it over before I used it. It’s pretty small and only requires one AA battery to operate. I was happy that was all it needed, but I couldn’t imagine how the vibrator could be very powerful. Boy was I wrong.

I turned on my Mega mite by twisting the battery compartment on the bottom, and wow! This has some crazy vibration. It felt pretty good, but there are rubber nubbies on the end that are a bit uncomfortable without lube. So I lubed up the little nubbies and kept going. This thing is so powerful, within about two minutes I had an orgasm!

My clit needed some rest after that, so I waited a few hours and tried it again. This is when I noticed some flaws. For one, the Mega mite is described as being multi-speed, but I’m not sure why. It only has on and off. This is a problem for me because once I get warmed up with a lower vibration, I like to turn up the speed. I pretty much have to do that to orgasm, as I’m sure is the case with many other people. Also, the one speed it has is really powerful. Aside from the first time, this toy’s speed has always been too much for me. I thought I was a fan of pretty strong vibration, but this is overkill. I’m sure it would be perfect for many women, but not for me.

Now for the waterproof feature. The Mega mite is indeed waterproof, but only if you’re careful. The way to turn it on and off is by twisting the battery compartment, but if you twist the speed just past “off”, the whole compartment comes off and out comes the battery. Definitely not a good thing to happen in the water.

I can only give the Mega mite three stars because it’s not good enough for me to use often. It is waterproof (somewhat), discreet, powerful, and not terribly loud. Plus it only needs one battery to operate. But it only has one speed, which is too powerful for me, and the battery chamber comes off way too easily. It would be good for women who need intense vibration and no speed variation to get off, but not for me.