Meant for Skinny Chicks

*sigh* I really wanted to like it. I wanted a toy to play with at work. But there just isn't any prayer that I'll ever pull this toy out again.
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Pros
Only useful if you are skinny and very sensitive to vibrating toys
Cons
Weird batteries. Weak vibrations. Crappy straps. Crappy design.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I mean it. This isn't a toy for plus-size girls. At least not plus-size girls with thick thighs and a belly roll. These straps are just awful. They are barely stretchy! I took one look at it and said "no way is that fitting my body". It looks like it is meant for a size 6 or under! And given the material of the straps, it will slide around on your skin if you get at all sweaty, and it's the type of material that might MAKE you sweaty.

The bullet is situated inside the penis. It is weak, in my opinion, and the vibrations felt at either the clit or anal tip are practically nil. The tips though are pointless - they didn't reach either location! The penis, in my opinion, is too skinny. I barely felt anything. Yes there is a remote, but it merely turns it on and off. There are no other choices, no low-high, no pulsing. Just on. Off. And it's a wonky remote at that, I have to push the button a few times to get it to respond and that's when it is pointing directly at the base!

There is a slightly noticeable odor to the material.

The batteries are odd, who knows where I'll locate them. It was frustrating to put the batteries in, get them in correctly and all that.

The range of the remote should be 15 feet, but it's more like 6 feet.

I am starting to become totally jaded on the whole brand of California Exotics. I have yet to review a toy by them that is truly good. Honestly, this remote toy|Venus penis 2 was a complete fail before it even touched my pussy. Perhaps a skinny girl new to toys, or very sensitive, could enjoy this. But I really cannot find anything good to say about it.
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  • Contributor: Epiphora
    California Exotic is known for their not-very-good toys. You should try a different company.
  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    It is jelly- pretty much the bottom of the barrel for toy material. There are some good companies that make better toys- check out Fun Factory.
  • Contributor: Lilly
    Yes, but does Fun Factory make a hands-free butterfly type? If they do, I'm not aware of it.
  • Contributor: Bulma
    I've always been cautious of these hands-free type of toys, because I'm afraid I'd have an experience similar to yours! Thank you for your honest review (and for the toy being made for small women, because I would hate it if I ordered a toy and found out it just wasn't built for the average sized woman). If you find a toy of this type that actually works, be sure to review it so I can get one too :)
  • Contributor: Nashville
    As this is Jelly and Jelly is highly porous be sure to cover it with a condom to prevent any bacterial infections and to prolong the life of your toy.
  • Contributor: snowgirl
    Im very glad I read your review, I too wanted to try one of these, but Im a plus size woman as well. Plus I am a vibrations nut!!!! Low vibrations do very lil for me. Great review and thanks again!
  • Contributor: TinyTease
    Yeah, I tend to shy away from Cal Exotics, Doc Johnson and Pipedream products. Pipedreams is better, but still generally low quality IMO. Better luck next time! You may want to look at Vibratex stuff - I think they have something called the Pandora which may interest you.
  • Contributor: Dangerous Lilly
    I have since learned my lesson, don't worry Winking
    I tend to stay away from those companies, too.
  • Contributor: k3
    Thanks. Too bad it was so awful.
  • Contributor: lilys
    thank you for the review
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Thank you!
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