I have to say, this was a pretty great concept. In line the concept of the "shoe-phone", The Screaming O's Vibrating Mascara wand seems like the woman's dream! Discreet, portable pleasure, easily concealed in plain sight. Having this will make you feel like the 007 of masturbation!

Aesthetically, this product is really adorable... any child looking through your purse wouldn't have a clue. It has little bristles you can actually put inside of you (good luck with trying to clean it, though). It came in cute packaging and is really, just cute! It's really good for travel, and is waterproof. You know what that means, ladies! Shower usage!

But, honestly, the hype ends there. This was kind of lame as far as a vibrator goes. I know that with discreet vibrators, they tend to not be as strong as their wire- having counterparts, but this was weak and too expensive for all the disappointment it brought... Even if you thought you'd be screaming "O" as the name suggests, you're more likely than not going to be screaming "WHY DID I BUY THIS?" While yes, you can use it all you want in the shower- honestly, you're more likely to get off from the water.

It has 4 speed settings: pulsing (one of the better ones, in my opinion. Great for teasing), high (lame), medium (lamer), low (lamest! Why does something this weak even have a setting this low!?)

All in all, this is something you'd show to your friends at a bachelorette party, or keep on the bottom of your purse if all of your bullets died and you really needed some assistance.

While kids wouldn't notice the vibe's shape, and I don't think most other people would either, but... there's something suspicious about this phallic of an object in a woman's purse, you know? It's also a lot bigger than regular mascaras. But I think that put into context, this can actually be discreet enough to pass.

Cleaning the bristles was so awkward for me.