Many thoughts on the mini massager

The mistress massager is capable of strong vibration output. However, the vibration has very little variety past function 3. The shape is not ergonomic and does not give the surrounding vibrating feeling you get with a vibrating toy like the rabbit, or vibrating masturbator.

All in all, the toy is great for massages and it can give you an orgasm by itself, but there are many areas in which the toy could be improved to give you a better one.
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Pros
Strong vibration
Dual purpose as a body/sexual massager
Sleek design
Cons
Not very ergonomic
The cord could be too short for some people
Little variety in vibration
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The mini mistress is a well-executed massager. It cannot only be used in sex, but in other ways as well. I surprised my wife when I got this in today, with a nice sensual back-massage, to which it had no trouble getting the kinks out. It really loosened up the tense muscles in her back, but of course it didn't stop there. We went on to explore its sexual uses, which were fun of course! However, there were a couple complaints that we immediately ran into with the unit.

The first is that the difference in vibration between setting 3, 4, and 5 are very slight! Now, the 3 were a very nice setting, and were adequate, but it could have been a ‘3’-speed unit instead of a 5 and been just as satisfying. Going above a 3 was barely noticeable. The vibration output from there was adequate, definitely stronger than your typical vibrator. I'd compare it to the type of output you expect from an actual massage unit (vibrating chair, massage gloves, etc.).

When I got down to the good back, and worked it against her clit, she responded nicely, and said it felt nice. However, the flat and smooth surface of the device is very non-conforming, so the area it stimulates is either very small, or very wide, depending on the pressure that you put on the device. So you're not going to get the centralized vibration that surrounds your clit the way a rabbit would, but it can still get the job done. Stroking herself in small circles with the very top end of the toy worked best for her, and she had a very enjoyable orgasm.

I myself had to test out the toy next. I can't help, after all, to be excited after watching her use the toy. I started by testing different areas. The low settings were really nice for outside anal stimulation, the perineum, and the shaft. It got very sensitive on the glands of my shaft though. Since of course, that's the area that the vibration would work the best, I ended up using a masturbator and allowing the toy to vibrate through the thin slick material. That worked very well, and I had an intense enjoyable orgasm in no time.

To sum up my thoughts, the toy is a great massager! However, it may be a little too much for people with a sensitive clit or glands, so off-target stimulation may be best. It does not conform well to either sexes shape, so you do have to work with it, especially if you have specific areas that you like to stimulate. It's easy and fun to share, but it's not suitable for penetration due to the shape (I felt like this was common knowledge, but just in case you were wondering). It can easily be paired with other toys for fun also; the vibration goes nicely through them. It is not waterproof though, since it plugs into the wall and USB. So unfortunately, it has to be used in dry areas only!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere not in water
    • Not in water
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The texture is very beginner friendly. It's made of TPR, which means it is somewhat porous. That being said, do not share between partners and orifices to avoid infections! The toy is easy to clean though, and since it's a toy that is used externally, it should not get too dirty. The bottom part of the toy is made of a thick hard plastic, and is easy to grip. The buttons are a soft rubber.

The overall smell of the toy is just that of typical rubber. It's not overpowering at all, maybe like a new TV remote. It all feels very smooth, so there's no texture to it at all. For some sensitive users, this is definitely a plus. However, if you were searching for a vibrator that had a little more texture, this might not be the toy for you.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

I enjoyed the design of the toy. It was a very cute black on pink design, perfect for someone who likes something that looks girly, but kind of naughty. Overall, it's built very sleek and feminine, with a small handle, and a vibrating head that is not too large. The exact measurement of the toy itself, minus the length of the cord is around 8 inches, 2 of those inches being the rubber vibrating head (the vibrating head is 6 inches long and the handle is 4 and a half inches wide). The handle itself is 6 inches long. The cord is a little over 50 inches long, so it could easily be wrapped up and taken with you on a trip. Its length is nice because you get a little bit away from a wall socket, but not 'too' far. I did not see a battery function. There is a connector that allows USB function, and that adds another 2 inches to the length.

Overall, it would be easy to pack up the toy, but the cord does have some length to it, and it's not the most discreet toy.

The actual vibrating head is flexible, but unless you are doing solo play, it doesn't add much to the experience. In fact, if you need more pressure, you have to press harder to get through that function to get the desired pressure. The head is also very smooth, rounded, but flat. That being said, it does not conform well to the clit/shaft at all. If you like vibration on specific target areas, that may be difficult with the toy. You either have to take the vibration to a wide area, or to a very small area.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy is not waterproof. It has to plug into the wall, and the cord is only about 50 inches. That being said, if you don't have a wall-socket near your bed, you may be using it on the floor! The toy is VERY noisy. If you share a house with other individuals, they would have no trouble hearing it on setting 3/5 if the house was quiet. The handle has a pretty good length to it, about 6 inches or so. The buttons are located on the top of the toy, about where your thumb should be on the toy when held properly. If you were not holding it right though, or got lost in the moment, you could easily lose the buttons. The buttons are small, so it may prove difficult for a clumsy individual.

The actual vibrations themselves were decent, but nothing to rave over. The first three vibrations are very distinctly different, but vibrations 3-5 are all very similar. That being said, it would have been adequate to only use the first 3 power settings and leave it at that. It was a little disappointing, but I also understand that it puts out significant vibration. After a certain frequency, it's hard to really feel the difference! Perhaps something that would have worked better in the toy would have been different vibration patterns after three, rather than stronger, hardly noticeable in difference strength.
    • Loud
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

The material is TPR, which is a material that is stated to be more porous than silicone but less so than cyberskin. The toy can not be boil cleaned, and has to be cleaned with mild soap and water. However, this is a toy used for external use only, so it should not get extremely dirty. I would recommend cleaning it after every use, and there should be no complications. The cleaning is very easy.

It would be best to store it after that. The box it comes in would be easy to store in, or perhaps a small bag, or a sock. Socks are always good storage units.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging was very clean! It was a nice black box with white, modern text. Overall, I'd say modern is a very good way to describe both the toy and the packaging. It had a fun 'calorie' scale that showed how many calories you could lose from certain sexual activities, and some basic ideas for how to use the toy. Other than that, it was just a box! On the inside of the box there was a plastic tray that held the toy, cords, and USB connector.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

The vibration was nice, and it will make an excellent massager. As far as a sexual toy goes, I've had better. Though with a little manipulation, it does well. I will say though, if you like sensual play and enjoy dual purpose toys, this might be right for you! You could enjoy a nice massage, followed by vibration against your tenderest parts as you play the night away. It's not just a sex toy, but a nice sensual piece for a relaxing evening.

Experience

When I got the box, I was very excited. After a bath together, my wife and I unpackaged our new toy and got to work. After I gave her a sensual back massage, I flipped her over and worked with the lowest vibration against the hood of her clit. The vibration wasn't overpowering, and she enjoyed it. I stroked it up and down, when after a minute she stated, "I don't know if I can cum with this toy."

So of course, I asked, "Is the vibration not strong enough?" We went through the settings, they were fine. "No no, the vibration's good, the shape is just so...flat."

Ah...that made sense. So I handed over the toy to her and allowed her to test it out herself. She found a good place for the vibration against her clit, but sitting still just would not do it! She ran it in circles like she normally did, and the vibration helped add to that. This may not be the case with everyone, but this was her experience. She did cum after a bit though, and a very intense one at that.

The overall issue was just the flatness of the head itself. It did not conform to the clit, so the vibration was very uneven and misplaced.

I tried the toy on myself when she was done. It felt nice, but much like her, the vibration was very centralized. It was also a little much on the glands on my penis, so I had to use it through a masturbator I bought on here previously (the bubble shake function, which felt amazing I might add). The vibration added nicely to the lubed ripples of the toy, and gave me an orgasm in no time. It wasn't a toe-curling orgasm, but it did add a little something to the experience of the toy.
Follow-up commentary
The toy is still good, carries a decent bit of power, and is nice to have in the collection. The opportunity does not always present itself to be able to use it though, and it is a bit of a hassle to set up if you want a quickie. Go find it, unwrap it, plug it in, then you can begin. Still, it is an excellent toy for foreplay, and can add a little spice to the night. Also, it gives great massages.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Good review.
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    Great job on the review! Thanks
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    Fantastic job!
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    Very thorough review. Thanks for all the details. I love the colors on this, I just wish it was quieter.
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review, I like the look of this one!
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