It hard to tell by a toy’s rating or even what you see in the package as to if it will give you the pleasure you desire. Unfortunately the Lucid Dream 69|Lucid dream no. 69 failed to meet my expectations. I thought I was in for a treat; a night of self-produced orgasms with my new toy. Was I wrong!

I was told it would make a great toy for clitoris stimulation. However, that’s far from the truth! When I first opened the package I noticed that the jelly like covering was peeling near the base of the product. Eager to for my first orgasm of the night, I ignored this first red flag. As I slide the fresh batteries in I could not help but image how many times I would cum with my new toy. I also wondered if it would cause my toes to curl. Since it has had been awhile for any sexual stimulation for me, I put it on the lowest setting. My initial thought was that I hoped this would get better. After putting it on its highest setting, my first orgasm did not take too long. However, it did take longer than normal for me and it was not nearly as strong an orgasm as what I am accustomed to. Definitely no toes curling for me! Determined for orgasmic bliss, I continued on. Yet, many times my mind would wander about events of the present day and activities I need to do the next day. When I realized I had been at it for awhile, I knew I had to give this poor excuse for a toy a chance. Thus, I began concentrating. HARD! Soon I found myself cumming again. Only this time it was not as pleasurable as I had to press my muscles tight to stimulate me enough to produce the orgasm. Uterus now hurting, I quickly realized this toy would never be used again! If that wasn’t enough afterward I realized that my clitoris was irritated!

As for its original design as being an anal stimulator, sorry but I cannot comment on that as I only used it on my clitoris. I will say however that the size of it is quite large so you need to make sure you can handle the size. I still doubt that the vibration will be strong enough to even get you semi-excited!

After posting my review I thought that perhaps I should explain that it was sold in the vibrator section- not the anal stimulation. Also, on the package it says "vibrator" not butt plug.

The other thing that bothered me about this product is that it has four settings, making one think it goes from gentle to some serious speed! This is seriously not the case! It goes from... is this thing on to I've had better stimulation from my clothes dryer!