I gave this toy two out of five stars just to give props to Doc Johnson for the idea, but those other three stars that are just floating out in the cosmos speak volumes. The design of Lucid Dream No. 99 is interesting, for sure, but it's really not worth the money. If you're looking for a comfortable fit, good vibrations, and a rotation that gives you goosebumps, don't waste your time here, you're not going to find it.

This toy, while durable enough, was a let down for me in terms of design and shape. With weak settings overall and a too-bumpy shaft, I was taken for quite the painful ride on multiple occasions. The vibes are suitable for beginners, but I wouldn't recommend this to anyone, beginner or advanced user. I feel like overall, this toy has a very flawed design.

If you're looking for a quirky vibrator with a bit of a fun edge, #99 is probably for you. However, it's nothing too Earth-shattering, and it's definitely not an all-around kind of toy. This is a bullet in a flexible dildo package that is just a little bit more fun than something plainer.

Lucid Dreams No. 99 is a dream come true for those who are interested in an insertable vibrator which can be used for clitoral stimulation. With rotations that vary in speed as well as direction and powerful vibrations, Squirmy seems built to fulfill every need, except that of those who need accuracy in their clitoral play. If you're looking solely for a clitoral vibrator, look elsewhere. For anyone else, Squirmy will be a great addition to your toy-box.

While this toy isn't what I expected it to be, I really like it. The rotations are fun and it's curvy shape adds something different then you're standard rotating vibe. While it's marketed as a g-spot vibrator, for me it didn't really have that effect.

The shape makes this toy #1 on my list and my toy box. I will use it until i kill the motor, which hasn't been in the last 4 years so I'm doing goo!

This is a visually stunning but overrated product. The vibration mode is adequate, but the amount of flaws, namely the sound, the buttons, and the lacking pressure and arc of the shaft rotation, does not allow me to recommend it fully.