The Impulse Twin Bullets by California Dreams has certainly placed itself at the center of my toy collection. I had about 5 orgasms in a row with this my first use! Granted, I think I lost count after the third… if that is any indication as to the power of this bullet vibrator.

This small but mighty vibrator comes in thin, clear plastic, much akin to cheap gizmos you find labeled “as seen on tv”. However, unlike those gizmos, this really works! The packaging is clean without any porn stars emblazoned upon its sides. In fact, it looks like something you could pick up at Walmart with your mother.

The vibrator itself is made of a light-weight, and semi-cheap frosted blue plastic for the controls, with two bullets made of a heavier, shiny silver plastic. The controller could have been made of a better material, because it looks like it will break easily. However, the batteries are super easy to install, and the vibrator is ready for use in less than 30 seconds!

The controller has two buttons that control the order of the stimulation. The packaging lists the order of vibrations and pulsations: low vibration, high vibration, vibration and pulsation (both high), high pulsation, and low pulsation. However, the vibrator has both an up and down button so you could start with either vibration or pulsation, depending upon your preference, This is amazing in use, since you don’t have to scroll through all settings to get to the one you want.

My favorite setting is the vibration and pulsation setting, since it varies the stimulation to bring me faster to climax. The product is turned on by pushing either the up (for vibration), or the down (for pulsation) buttons, and is turned off by cycling past low vibration or low pulsation. I recommend taking the batteries out after use, since the buttons are quite sensitive to pressure, turning it on quite easily done.

Like it has two control buttons, it also has two bullets. They are silver plastic, and heavier than they appear. Each houses a powerful but small motor. At first, I was skeptical about the benefits of multiple bullets, but it is absolutely amazing. The possibilities are endless! These bullets can be placed right up against the clit, between the labia, inserted into the vagina, near the anus, or anywhere you want intense pleasure.

The description online mentions using them for anal play, but I do not believe these would be safe for insertion. There is no widening on the bullets, and you would have to tug on the wire to pull them out. This would most likely damage the wire, resulting in a lack of power to the bullet and possible detachment.

The vibrator is relatively quiet, except when the bullets get close to each other and touch. Then it sounds like a kitchen blender gone horribly wrong. The vibrations are quite powerful, and the low vibrations are about on par with the medium or high of other vibrators I own.

The pulsations aren’t stronger at the higher level, but rather come more frequently. It might be a bit too intense for someone, but for those looking for something powerful yet inexpensive, this is definitely it. I personally really enjoyed the power offered in this small package.

The dual bullets also are great for partner play, since both can use one at the same time. This is great for heterosexual and homosexual couples alike. Each person can place one wherever they want to be pleasured. Additionally, one partner could use both bullets while the other gets the controls. My partner really enjoyed doing that, since he could get me off quite easily with minimal effort while making out and grinding.

The batteries lasted one week with me (about 10 hours of play total). However, mine only required two AA batteries, when the online description stated that it required three. In my opinion, that is pretty good battery life based on the amount of power behind the vibrations.

The only drawback of the vibrator is that it is not waterproof, so you cannot take this in the shower or tub. For cleaning, you have to use a washcloth with warm water and soap or toy cleaner, and dry it very well. Be careful not to get any water in the control pack.

Overall, this is definitely a great deal for the price.

I had to pick that I don't like it anymore because it broke, sadly. It is an amazing little vibrator, but something happened with the buttons to cause it to be stuck in the "low vibration" mode. I can't even turn it off without taking out the batteries. I'm getting my partner to take a look at it to clean the buttons and check to see if one of them is jammed or something, but only two months later and I need a new one. Maybe it died from overuse?