I had high hopes for this item. The double rounded bullet design is interesting and unique to anything I've seen before. The balls are made of a velvety smooth plastic in a particularly lovely shade of lavender. There was none of that strange smell that some toy plastics have, thankfully. While not waterproof, the balls are easy enough to clean. And with a 19" chord, it is easy to keep the control pack safely out of the water.

While I was contemplating the possibilities, my boyfriend popped in a couple AA batteries and switched it on. "This sounds like a swarm of angry bees invading the room," he said. Right he was. It emits a loud, annoying sort of buzz. Initially it didn't bother me because I take loud to mean powerful and powerful to mean orgasms. (I'm a Hitachi user, need I say more?)

So, we tried those noisy little balls out. We tried rubbing them on my nipples and clit, which is how it is recommended for use. While not advertised for insertion, we tried inserting one while still using the other externally and then inserting both vaginally. After about ten minutes the disappointment set in. Neither of the two settings gave as strong a vibration as I would have liked. Not even close. While mildly stimulating, there was just no way that this toy alone would get me to the big O. And the longer the device was in use, the more irritating the noise became. We wasted no time tossing it aside and moving on to the main event.

If you are particularly sensitive to vibration, this could be a very good option for you. The design is clever and the silky smooth material feels fantastic. The 1.25" balls are a very nice, user-friendly size. The ergonomically designed control pack is simple to operate and fits perfectly in the palm of the hand. But as for me, I'll be packing this one away neatly at the bottom of my toy chest where it will likely stay.