When I first started reading about this toy, I thought "this is it". With my husband being gone so much, I am not the kind of woman to go out on the time. I really wanted something to help me through those late lonely nights without him. This was not it. The size is great, and the jelly texture makes it feel almost real. It was just really heavy and difficult to work with. I do not see how this can be used by just one person. I figure it would take at least two other people to work this thing with me. It would take one to hold it because I felt like my wrist was going to either go to sleep or fall off. It would take one to work the controls as, after awhile, I thought I might have to call in someone from Geek Squad to help me. Last but far from least it would need me, so I could finally be able to enjoy it.

The only other problem I could see with it or rather hear with it is that it is so loud. Not only did I think it would wake everyone in the house so they would have to come and see what I was doing, but I thought I would wake my neighbors that are a third of an acre away.

I really didn't smell anything to it. I don't think my nose is that stuffy, but then again, I wasn't looking to buy it to smell it. I guess as a toy for couples, it would really be great but not as something to do by yourself. You might want to see about doing some wrist exercises before purchasing it. The idea of living in a concrete building might not be a bad idea either or maybe just padding your bedroom walls if you share a wall with anyone. If you do share a wall and have a partner, this is a great product for the both of you to use together.

So it has been two months since I have used this beast of pleasure. I did try it again to see if maybe I would have a change of heart. Sadly no. I still feel with it being so hard to work the controls and the fact that my neighbors down the street can hear it, makes it something I would not really recommend. While I do feel pleasure should wake your neighbors, I think it should be because you are with another person and not by yourself.