I find myself to be in possession of a white goldfish. More specifically, when I purchased my Hitachi magic wand|Sex Toy Reviews: Hitachi Magic Wand, I decided that buying a few attachments to go with it would be a great idea. So, I looked around, and lo and behold, the nexus tri-pod appeared. It looked irresistibly cute, a goldfish with heart-shaped eyes. How could I resist?

The nexus tri-pod is just as adorable in person as it is on the website – and just a little more intimidating. The stimulation stalks aren’t that big, but the toy is quite large in general – as it has to be, in order to fit over the head of a Hitachi or Ideal massager. Once my amusement at its fish-like features faded, I decided that I just had to try it. Fortunately the tri-pod slid onto the head of my Hitachi easily; it was a snug fit, but not too tight to slip on and off of the vinyl head with relative ease.

I used more lubricant on the stalks and the small clitoral stimulators, then turned the Hitachi on – and just about lost my hearing! The tri-pod seemed to amplify the Hitachi’s already loud motor, and frankly this assault on my ears was neither romantic nor stimulating. Still, I had to give it a try. I turned the massager off for insertion, and with a great deal of wiggling managed to slide the g-spot stimulator into my pussy. So far, so good. With more wriggling, twisting and bending my wrist in somewhat unnatural positions, the anal stalk was lodged precariously inside of me. Finally, with the clitoral ridge pressed against me, I turned the Hitachi on – and promptly turned it back off when the strength of the vibrations made my eyes cross in pain!

Clearly, I needed to be just a bit more aroused than I already was. So, off came the nexus tri-pod and I used the Hitachi and a favorite erotic story to work myself to a fever pitch. After that, my body was ready to not just tolerate but love the extremely powerful g-spot and clitoral vibrations. I came fast and hard – and barely noticed when the small anal stalk popped out mid-orgasm.

Cleaning it was a breeze; the tri-pod is made of silicone, so it can be boiled, wiped with a 10% bleach solution, or just washed with warm soapy water. Remember, of course, not to use silicone lube on this toy! To protect the tri-pod from the elements, and from other silicone toys, I made a little bag. The tri-pod’s packaging isn’t really suitable for storage after all, though its lack of naked women is somewhat appealing.

The tendency for the anal stalk of the tri-pod to pop out aside, this is a lovely addition to the Hitachi magic wand. The incredibly strong vibrations bring fast, powerful orgasms – and the silicone material is safe for plenty of play.