Welcome to another episode of “Can I stick my Penis in That?” where we examine where’s a good place to stick it and what will prick it. Today, courtesy of a free assignment, we’ll be examining the’ 10X Bullet Short and Sweet.”




This ranks a “Productive Cat” because putting a penis in this device is similarly as impossible as a productive cat.

Can’t Put a Penis in It.

This dual bullet is primarily designed for women, to stimulate the clitoris, surrounding areas and within the vaginal canal. Men may also utilize this product, as the bullets are usable on nipples and prostates. With two bullets, this also works well for couples, especially lesbians, allowing each to share a bullet and control over the switch.

Made of food grade plastic, the bullets are nonporous and phthalate-free which offer numerous advantages. To begin, the bullets are easily sterilized and are compatible with all lubes and are smooth, which is perfect for beginners and advanced users alike. Furthermore, it’s a firm, rigid, material, that’s smooth and hard to the touch. The best part is that there's no flavor or odor to distract the user form enjoying the toy.

For the design segment, I turn the review over to Science CatGirl who was the primary beta tester.

Thank you. The dual vibrators are the most distinctive feature to this toy. These are quite useful as foreplay, but can get superfluous during masturbation or intercourse. It is sometimes difficult to figure out what to do with the extra one since there is no way to control them individually. For such a tiny thing, the vibrations are very strong and quiet, which was a very surprising but pleasant discovery. There are ten functions in this toy, some constant with varying intensities and some with patterns. I found even the lowest setting to be rather strong and found no need to stray from it after the initial trial of each function. My only real complaint is that it resembles an MP3 player with attached headphones and I may accidentally grab them in the morning only to discover my mistake far too late.
If I may add a few things-

Fine

The two bullets have a diameter of ¾ of an inch and circumference of 2 ¼ inches. They are long enough so that one could be placed on the areola and the other inside or along the vaginal canal or clitoris. There is also an on/off button so that it and be quickly deactivated once finished to avoid over stimulation. Further, I disagree about the similarity to an MP3 player as a problem. This similarity makes the vibe more discrete, since a general passerby may consider it just an electronic doodad and if questioned, its similar design offers plausible deniability. Just like ear buds however, the cords get tangled quite easily.



Back to me. As for performance, this has to be one of my favorites. After some fumbling, I found a solution to the extra vibrator. They are far too small to actually insert without fear of losing them, so I simply placed it several inches from the main vibrator which provided a little extra boost in power. Some caution, though. If the two vibrators ever touch, they send a jarring wave affecting any part of the body that happens to be contacting them. I am certain someone would find this pleasant and put this feature to good use, but not me. Overall, the power and size of this toy provided an enjoyable buildup to climax without being too quick or taking far too long. I highly recommend this product as it is relatively inexpensive but very powerful and enjoyable.

They’re also very quiet.

Yes, under the covers they’re almost impossible to hear, unless the bullets cross streams, er, I mean touch.

Now, let’s discuss how these are used with men. As mentioned, these can also be used along the nipples and p-spot.

Where are you going with this?

I tried these along the nipples and found the sensation intense, far more than just nibbling or using fingers. Women probably enjoy the nipple sensation more though. Now for the next tests, we need to try them with the p-spot, so-

You’re not taking my babies!

It’s fine, they’re plastic.

They’ll get sucked into your ass! They don’t have a base to prevent suction and the colon is a natural vacuum!

They have a tether that allows for them to be pulled out.

If the cord breaks what happens then? It gets sucked up so far the body digests it? No, don’t use them, it’s too risky.

That’s highly unlikely. While the possibility of them getting caught is real and these should be used around the anus with caution, that doesn’t mean they could never be used along the anus.

It’s unsanitary.

Now you’re just not being the Science part of SCG. Come, onto the next section where we discuss this further.

Back to me. As for performance, this has to be one of my favorites. After some fumbling, I found a solution to the extra vibrator. They are far too small to actually insert without fear of losing them, so I simply placed it several inches from the main vibrator which provided a little extra boost in power. Some caution, though. If the two vibrators ever touch, they send a jarring wave affecting any part of the body that happens to be contacting them. I am certain someone would find this pleasant and put this feature to good use, but not me. Overall, the power and size of this toy provided an enjoyable buildup to climax without being too quick or taking far too long. I highly recommend this product as it is relatively inexpensive but very powerful and enjoyable.

This power doesn't come without responsibility though. They're battery guzzlers, so users should have a litany of batteries ready when using. On the plus side, they’re very quiet.

Yes, under the covers they’re almost impossible to hear, unless the bullets cross streams, er, I mean touch.



Now, let’s discuss how these are used with men. As mentioned, these can also be used along the nipples and p-spot.

Where are you going with this?

I tried these along the nipples and found the sensation intense, far more than just nibbling or using fingers. Women probably enjoy the nipple sensation more though. Now for the next tests, we need to try them with the p-spot, so-

You’re not taking my babies!

It’s fine, they’re plastic.

They’ll get sucked into your ass! They don’t have a base to prevent suction and the colon is a natural vacuum!

They have a tether that allows for them to be pulled out.

If the cord breaks what happens then? It gets sucked up so far the body digests it? No, don’t use them, it’s too risky.

That’s highly unlikely. While the possibility of them getting caught is real and these should be used around the anus with caution, that doesn’t mean they could never be used along the anus.

It’s unsanitary.

Now you’re just not being the Science part of SCG. Come, onto the next section where we discuss this further.

The bullets, as mentioned, are plastic and therefore easily sterilized. This can be accomplished with antibacterial wipes, boiling water or soap and water. This means that I could use these in my anus, being careful to prevent suckage and then sterilize them for your use.

No

Why not?

Zoidberg

Indeed.

Even if they can be sterilized, it’s still unsettling that it was still in your butt. I’d rather not.

Fine. We can agree however, that the size makes it easy to store, to travel with and the material is easy to clean and compatible with all types of lubes.

Yep

The packaging isn't very discrete, as when they arrive, the bullet is brandished right on front, without anything blocking them.



This packaging will likely be thrown immediately after purchasing, so find something better for storage.