You know those cartoons where a character gets zapped by electricity and their whole body lights up and you can see their skeleton? When you stick the Radiant Lighted Penis in you, it's nothing like that. It's really more like, say, you wanted wieners to have dimmer switches, like your own sexy penis mood lighting. And it's not the whole shaft, just the tip, like a little insertable lighthouse.

Now, as to what good that's going to do anyone, I'm not sure. If it had a remote, well AWESOME, then I could keep the switch nearby, maybe 3M-mount it to my bedroom wall, and when it's lights-out and I'm feeling like a little sumthin-sumthin, hit the switch and see where my Radiant Lighted Penis wandered off to.

Were I to add some runway lights to my landing strip, my own Radiant Lighted 'Giney, then we'd be in business. I could give the RLP (Radiant Lighted Penis...keep up!) to a partner and in the dark, he could find his way to the hole. (Although let's face it, men seem to have built-in radar as to where the hole is. Maybe that's why they like golf. In fact, all sports have some element of "slipping one past the goalie", which is pretty much a summary of the average man's sex life. Coincidence?)

I suppose it could be useful as a flashlight in situations where dim lighting was called for. Perhaps sometimes you struggle to put key in keyhole. (Oh, you know I didn't mean it like THAT.) Moments like these, you'll wish your RDP was right in your purse. Sure, it's nice to have ANY vibrator nearby, but doesn't your ordinary garden-variety vibrator seem less useful by comparison? A bunch of these could make for an exceptionally spectacular Christmas tree.

Still, I think the primary use for the light-up bit is probably just that it looks neato. And the strength of the vibrations of the RLP didn't exactly rattle my teeth, although they were no slouch, either. I found its dynamic shape very sexy. It felt great in me--a little larger than is comfortable in my Special Lady Place--but definitely satisfying. For the price, fuggedabout the light up thing if you can't think of a good WHY as to that, and just note that it's a decent vibrator within that price range.

Anyhow, tonight I'm having it over for a candlelight dinner. Guess what I'm using as the candle?