So... I was over the moon when this box arrived because my toy drawer is looking bare and I'm sadly single. The packaging is adorable... it's a little pink battery operated bullet vibe with a pink bunny sleeve and they threw in travel-sized lube and toy cleaner which were actually both adorable, functional, and even made to attach to a key ring. The three watch batteries needed to run it were right in there. All in all, it was perfect. In theory.

As soon as I put in the batteries, without even twisting on the end this toy was already on and going. I actually couldn't get it to turn off without taking the batteries out. Not sure if that's how it's supposed to be, and the end doesn't have an off mark, just a min-max twist, but it's a major design flaw to have to dig out the three watch batteries and put them all in the right way and have it instantly be on. Also, the min-max twist failed. It has one setting, which was pretty low.

I gave it a chance anyway, and it felt decent, although it I hate hard plastic because it sounds like a jack hammer against my hood piercing. And I should specify that it was the kind of decent that's like... when a guy first starts touching you and you're juuuust starting to get into it. I got to point where I was dying for this thing to grow a car battery and attack me. It took me FOR-EVER to cum with this. While my orgasm was at least there, it was a pretty tame. Nothing spectacular, and it left me wishing for a big bang "O". And forget the bunny sleeve. It absorbs the vibration and I never would have gotten there. I kind of assumed after reading it was run on watch batteries that this would be the case, but I was still holding out a little hope.

Honestly, as adorable as this toy is, it's like a knick-nack that sits on a shelf somewhere...so cute, but not functional. As sexually frustrated and horny as I am, I won't put myself through using this one again.