The Craze Cutie is the most adorable little vibrator! While it is classified under "head massagers", it's more of a clitoral vibrator. I can also be used for stimulating other erogenous zones.

This toy actually lights up! The head of the vibrator is lit by an LED light which is pretty bright through the material. The control panel also lights up. These vibrators were designed to be "the life of the party," and I would agree that they are that much fun!

As far as stimulation goes, the interesting functions of this toy, mixed with the bulbed design, make is wonderful for clitoral stimulation. It can be inserted vaginally, but the insertable length is only 3 1/2" and many not provide the length some women need. It can also be used anally, but it is made of TPR, so a toy cover would be suggested for such use. With that considered, the light may be an interesting feature should you decide to insert it. This would be a great toy for beginners because it is fun, non-intimidating, and discreet.

This could also be an incredibly fun toy for couples. Turn out the lights, turn this cutie on, and play with this little lit-up cutie. A partner could use this while performing oral on a woman while under blankets. It also has a function of the light without any vibration, so it's great to use as a flashlight! Turn out the lights in the bathroom, or grab a bunch of candles, and have an exciting bath with this toy, as well!

This toy is made of flexible TPR which has a material safety rating of 7. The bottom part is made of plastic. The TPR isn't as sticky as some toys out there. It provides a nice grab for clitoral stimulation. TPR is also mildly porous, but not as porous as jelly or cyberskin. If you plan on sharing this with a non-fluid bonded partner, toy covers or condoms are suggested.

There isn't any other texture to the toy. It can also be used with silicone and water-based lubricants to minimize the tackiness and to give it a good amount of glide. The toy didn't have any smell to it.

At first, I wasn't too sure about the design, but once I put it to use, I fell in love with it. The bulbed end hugs the clitoris when the toy is held vertically. It is a great size and provides a nice amount of coverage. Because of the material being slightly tacky (but not sticky), it has a great little grab to it. If you position it vertically and pull up gently, it will help to push back the clitoral hood for more direct vibration.

I also loved that this toy fits into the palm very well. It was incredibly comfortable to hold, and easy to rock back and forth, unlike smaller bullets. It doesn't look like it, but this toy is incredibly ergonomic, which I really enjoyed.

The discreet design makes it perfect for travel. It's not intimidating or offensive in any manner. This can easily be stored just about anywhere you have room for it. It would be a good idea to keep it in a plastic bag so that the material didn't pick up any lint or crumbs.

I was really surprised by the 7 functions this toy has. There are two buttons on the base. The top one turns the toy on and off. When you press it, the light comes on, but it does not start vibrating. The lower button controls the functions. The control pad lights up when the toy is turned on, so it is easy to navigate in the dark. As far as the functions go, this toy does not have your typical high/medium/low settings. This was a plus for me, because I usually just go straight for the highest setting, but might be a con for those who like to take their vibration in steps. The vibrations are somewhere between buzzy and rumbly, and are pretty powerful. They are located in the top of the toy. This won't make your hands go numb!

Each push of the function button will cycle you through the functions:

( ___ = low, ---- = medium, ^^^^= high)
1. (light only)
2. ^^^^^^^ (steady high)
3. - - - - - (fast pulsation)
4. - - - - - -----^^^^(faster pulsation, stepping escalation)
5. --- --- --- - - - - (pulsation escalating from slow to fast)
6. ^^^^^-----_____-----^^^^^ (steady from high to medium to low and back up)
7. --^ --^ --^ ^ ^ ^ (mixed pulsation between medium and low)

I don't usually get into the functions, as I prefer steady vibrations, but I found myself playing with these because they're really fun. They're pretty different from other vibrators I have. During the pulsations, the light strobes to match the pattern which highly amused me.

As far as noise, make sure you keep the paper in. At first, I had removed it and the toy was super noisy. However, upon replacing the paper (which can be a bit of a hassle) it wasn't quite as loud. It can be heard under covers, but it isn't too easily heard through a closed door, or over the shower. Low background noise such as the television or music should cover the sound.

It is waterproof because of the o-ring in the battery compartment. The base of the toy screws off, batteries (2 AAA) are inserted into the body of the toy, the base is screwed back on and you're good to go! Just make sure you close it tightly if you plan on using it in the water.

This toy is pretty easy to care for. The TPR isn't too tacky, so it doesn't pick up much lint. To wash it, just use an antibacterial soap and warm water, or toy cleaner. The material is compatible with silicone and water-based lubricants.

The box of this toy can be used for storage. If you choose not to store it in the box, just find another place which is free of lint and germs to store it in. Make sure to remove the batteries from the toy before storage to help prolong the life of both of them.

It comes with silly instructions:

1. Apply a reasonable amount of lubricant to the surface of the vibrator making sure not to let it rub into or interfere with the battery operating control unit. This would affect your battery connection and could cause your item to malfunction.
2. Insert the batteries according to the directions inticated within the item's battery box. Take care to insert with the correct polarity (+/-).
3. Insert the vibrator into the vagina or anus as smooth as is neccesary not to cause any discomfort to you or your partner. It is advisable to begin slowly and build up confidence to a speed which most satisfies you.
4. Once inserted, twist or push speed control to a speed which must satisfies you.
5. After use, switch off your vibrator from the control and remove slowly from your body.
6. Remove all the batteries from your item so as to preserve their life and stop any corrosion that may occur from damp inside the battery unit.
7. Clean your vibrator carefully with alcohol or preferred cleanser after each use and store in a cool, dry place until you are ready to use again.