L'Fail

L'Amour Thumper appears to be much more exciting than it actually is. Because of its short outer rabbit and long shaft, the Thumper can only fit to some body types. Overall, the thumper was a waste of my money and should only be recommended to those with deep G-spots.
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Pros
Great Price, lots of functions/patterns, simultaneous internal and external stimulation
Cons
Does not match up with all body types, weak external rabbit ear vibes
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Cal Exotics L'Amour Thumper works best for people who enjoy simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation. You can use the Thumper by yourself or with a partner, especially as performing both types of stimulation can be difficult and exhausting. Because of its high quality and reasonable price, it's great for those who want to try out a different type of toy without sacrificing safety. The Thumper should be used after a woman has had plenty of foreplay and is aroused, as pressure on the G-spot can feel uncomfortable if starting cold. Unlike other vibes, it's not meant to give fast orgasms and should be used when the woman has time for a long masturbatory session. Although not indicated, if you use the toy anally, please sterilize it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

L'Amour Thumper is made of premium silicone and is non-porous. Silicone is a material of the highest quality. It is 100% medical-grade, phthalate-free, latex free, hypo-allergenic, odorless, tasteless, and sterilizable. All the above, make it the safest grade material on the market; 10/10.

L'Amour Thumper does not emit and odor and is tasteless. Its texture is smooth and has gentle ridges along the shaft that cannot be felt when inserted in the vagina. The material did not feel sticky or tacky. It is easily inserted inside and outside of the vagina. The toy is very firm and does not bend easily except for the little bunny ears.
Bendy Ears

Unfortunately, the material attracts a lot of lint even immediately after washing. Therefore, you must rinse it promptly before using. The base is plastic with ridges that enhance its grip and enable ease of use.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

L'Amour Thumper is not designed for every body type. The shaft is long and is better suited for those with deep G-spots. The external stimulator is short and requires users to insert the toy 3.5 inches only to tickle minimally with its ears. For more external vibratory power, you need to insert the Thumper at least 4 inches. For me, by the time I positioned the toy deep enough to hit my clitoris, the internal portion hit my bladder instead of my G-spot. Likewise, if I inserted the toy so that it perfectly hit my G-spot, the bunny ears missed by an inch.

Dimensions:
Length of Entire toy: 9.5 inches
Length of toy up to tip of bunny ears: 3.5 inches
Length of toy up to base of bunny 5 inches
Diameter: 3.7 inches at tip and 4.4 inches mid-shaft

Beginner vs Advanced Toy:
The size of the toy suits a beginner with the appropriate anatomy as stated above. Personally, I believe a beginner should buy a G-spot toy without external stimulation first or buy a rabbit style toy with a very long external portion that would certainly be able to provide stimulation despite how far it is inserted. As the beginner explores their G-spot, they can determine its exact location. At the point when the beginner determines the exact location of their G-spot, they can easily determine if a toy will work for their body if they know the dimensions of the toy. For more information about the G-spot and G-spot toys that would be helpful for a beginner check out Dr. Ruthie.

The Thumper is not discreet and obviously looks like a sex toy with its long shaft and bunny ears. You could only travel with it if you took the batteries out, because it has no travel function to prevent the shifting contents of your suitcase from turning it on. Furthermore, you'd have to be okay with a TSA agent finding it during a manual search of your bag. However, if you don't care about being caught, the toy is small enough to fit in a small bag.
Size

Functions / Performance / Controls

Batteries Required! 3 AAA batteries are needed as they are not included with the toy. Not sure how long they last because I did not like the toy enough to find out.
The Insides

There are 3 buttons at the base of the toy that are very easy to use. They light up when pressed to tell you what setting you're on.

The button at the bottom turns the toy on and off.

The middle button controls the rabbit, which has the following speeds and patterns:

1. Off
2. Low Vibes
3. Medium Vibes
4. High Vibes
5. Alternating on and off vibes
6. Crescendo vibes
7. Fast on and off vibes
8. Short vibe-vibe-vibe long vibe


The top button controls the tip of the shaft which curls up and around when you turn it on. It has three speeds and no patterns.

The Shaft/Internal Stimulation:
The end of the shaft gently curls up and makes up the rotating portion of the toy. The curling motion of the tip works like the typical small "come hither" circular motion that all instructional books/experts talk about when discussing G-spot stimulation. The first 1.5 inches of the toy rotates and it only moves about 0.5 inches up and around. It is fairly light to moderate in touch and does not provide enormous amounts of pressure that some people enjoy.

The Bunny/External Stimulation:
The majority of the sensations emit from the ears and the nose of the bunny. When the ears are placed firmly against the clitoris, you can get a moderate amount of vibratory sensation at the highest speed, but nowhere near the power of the JimmyJane Form 2 or Hitachi Wand. You could describe its vibe as a tickle sensation which can only be enhanced by pressing the ears down.

The Noise Factor:
The toy is amazingly quiet considering its functions and size. The loudest sounds come from the rotating of the shaft and my husband could not hear them from the next room when the door was open. Therefore, this toy is perfect for those who want a quiet G-spot stimulator and don't want their housemates to hear.

Water Play:
Overall, it performs exactly the same underwater. The power and noise levels of the toy do not change when submerged in water.
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Care:
The Thumper is easy to care for because of its non-porous material and its lack of deep ridges. Because it's waterproof you don't have to worry about killing your toy when submerging it in warm soapy water for cleaning. However, you can't boil the Thumper because of its electrical components. To sterilize it, you should use a 10% bleach solution.

Storage:
I store him in my toy box in a wardrobe next to my bed, but I make sure to keep them separately wrapped in order to prevent degradation of the silicone.

Lube Compatibility:
Only to be used with water-based lubes! Silicone will degrade the material.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Cal Exotics Thumper was packaged very obviously in a see-through box that had minimal amounts of information on it. Although it was tasteful, it was not discreet. Though the packaging would not deter me from giving it as a gift, I think G-spot stimulators are too personal a toy to be able to adequately give one to a friend that they can be sure to enjoy.

Due to the cheap nature of the packaging, it is not suitable for storage. I keep it safe in my box of toys.
Cheap Packaging
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

In my excitement,I stupidly did not warm myself up the first time I used Cal Exotics Thumper. I forgot the irritating pain that g-spot stimulation causes me when I go to it too quickly. Therefore, I hated the toy, associated it with pain and did not use it for a month. After I gathered enough courage and enough warmup time to try it again, I still was not overly pleased with my new Thumper. I did not like the long length of the shaft and it's inability to stimulate both my external and internal bits at the same time. Now that I had warmed myself up properly, the internal stimulation no longer hurt but because I need external stimulation to orgasm, I couldn't enjoy myself without using a second clitoral vibrator simultaneously, which completely defeats the purpose of a rabbit vibe. This is my first rabbit vibe and I did not even think to look at the measurements and whether or not the internal stimulation and the external stimulation would fit to my body. I doubt I'm going to use Thumper again.

Experience

In my excitement, I stupidly did not warm myself up the first time I used the Cal Exotics Thumper. I forgot the irritating pain that G-spot stimulation causes me when I go to it too quickly. Therefore, I hated the toy, associated it with pain, and did not use it for a month. After I gathered enough courage and enough warm-up time to try it again, I still was not overly pleased with my new Thumper. I did not like the long length of the shaft and its inability to stimulate both my external and internal bits at the same time. Now that I had warmed myself up properly, the internal stimulation no longer hurt, but because I need external stimulation to orgasm, I couldn't enjoy myself without using a second clitoral vibrator simultaneously; completely defeating the purpose of a rabbit vibe. This is my first rabbit vibe and I did not even think to look at the measurements and whether or not the internal stimulation and the external stimulation would fit to my body. I doubt I'm going to use Thumper again.
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  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I'm sorry to hear this didn't work out for you!
  • Contributor: SydneyScreams
    Great review and photos. Thanks so much for sharing
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    Thanks for the review, I think I'll save my money. Great review, and helpful photos
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