Ladies n' gentlemen, when I first laid my eyes upon this sleek design of a box, I thought to myself: 'damn, that's tiny as heck'. I was happy that my 1.5 - 2 years of waiting were worth it. Previously, I had been waiting for the We-Vibe Tango, the original version of this bullet, to come to EdenFantasys in blue, but it didn't. Thankfully, this new version also came in blue, and Eden decided to carry it. I placed an order as soon as I could, and here we are.

Upon opening the said box, you're faced with the vibe itself encased in the white plastic cutout. When you take it out, you can easily lift the cutout, which reveals the other contents of the box: a TL;DR instruction pamphlet, a safety instruction manual, USB charging cable, a PJUR lube packet, & a quite-large storage pouch.

The first time I tried the We-Vibe Tango X was in the shower. I powered it up and immediately almost dropped it as it tried to buzz right out of my hands. Thankfully, it wasn't too difficult to get a proper grasp on the silicone handle.

In short, We-Vibe Tango X basically throbs. That's how rumbly it is. Absolutely godsend in terms of vibration quality. The strength lives up to its name, without a doubt -- it'll definitely satisfy anyone and everyone for what it's worth.

Because the We-Vibe Tango X is made of nonporous plastic & silicone, it's body-safe, and I feel quite safe with pressing it against my clit... as well as inserting it entirety into my vagina. Maybe it's taboo to insert a bullet, but I can promise you I'm not the only one who does it. Do not insert this into your anus; your anus can and likely will suck it deep into you, and it'll be extremely difficult to remove. For internal anal play, stick to toys with a flared base. If you choose to use lubricant, stick to something water-based, to not wear away the silicone handle.

In any case, I spread my outer labia apart, held the We-Vibe Tango X like a pen, and gently touched it to my clit. Freakin' amazing. I could feel the rumbles traveling deep into my clit and decided to keep raising the intensity until I reached the top speed. Let's just say that it made me squirt about 4 times in the span of 3 minutes.

I also tried using We-Vibe Tango X between my inner labia - just like sandwiching it between them and letting it vibrate against my vaginal entrance as well as my clit all while practicing my Kegels. I honestly thought I would cum just from that - it was so incredibly pleasant... but, sadly, I thought wrong.

Lastly, I simply inserted We-Vibe Tango X into myself. It was a little disappointing on its own when compared to using it externally, and the vibrations felt muffled. I wouldn't really suggest using this bullet on its own internally. Perhaps you can use it in tandem with a slim dildo or some kegel balls with some more success, but on its own, the We-Vibe Tango X is quite uneventful internally.

So I've noticed some things after using We-Vibe Tango X for a few hours. If you shake it, there's a really weird weight that seems to move in slow motion within the toy. I don't think anything's broken, but it feels a lil' funky. If you press it hard against something or grip it really hard, the vibrations become muted. If used for an exceptionally long time internally, it's a little difficult to remove, but it isn't impossible and doesn't "get lost". Again, do not use this toy anally.

As usual, I could care less about the vibration patterns (more on those in the next section). The battery is surprisingly quite decent for something this tiny (it takes about 1.5h to charge and lasts for just under 2h of normal use). The magnet (for charging) is powerful enough for it to not disconnect by accident. The little led light pulses while charging and stays solid once it's done. It also responds to every click you do on the toy.


The We-Vibe Tango X is *actually* quiet... unless you drop it on a hard surface, but that goes for anything that vibrates, including your phone.

After some time using this toy, my hand goes numb, even with the silicone handle slightly tapering the vibrations for me. This can become an issue if you're having a good time with pinpoint stimulation. It's less of an issue if you're into broader stimulation and you just squeeze the We-Vibe Tango X between your thighs.

I also used the We-Vibe Tango X with my beloved VixSkin Goodfella. The combination is absolutely immaculate, and there are several methods I like. Aside from the obvious We-Vibe Tango X on the clit and the VixSkin Goodfella within me, there's also using the We-Vibe Tango X pressed against the VixSkin Goodfella's base, sending the vibrations through its shaft. You can also slide the bullet within you while using the dildo internally as well, but that's a little uncomfortable for me.

So... the vibrations on We-Vibe Tango X are hellishly powerful for something this small. They're rumbly as heck and, in my humble opinion, should be the standard for all vibrating toys. Buzzy toys can see themselves out the door.

In any case, this whole thing vibrates. There's no running away from it. You will likely get your hand to go numb if you use it for over an hour, like how I do.

Controls are simple: you've got 3 buttons on the silicone handle. There's a +, -, and a ~ in between. Press the + button to turn the We-Vibe Tango X on. If you hold it down, it'll quickly rise up to the top vibration speed, or you can do individual presses to get gentle increments. The ~ button shuffles through the 7 vibration modes (1 of which is steady, thank God). The - button lowers the strength and turns the toy off if you keep it pressed down. There's also a travel lock, which you can activate/deactivate by holding the +/- buttons down simultaneously for 2 seconds.

The vibration patterns, as I understand them:
1) steady
2) quick pulses
3) 9 long pulses, 9 short pulses
4) escalating (smooth)
5) escalating (steps)
6) heartbeat
7) 2 long pulses, 3 short pulses

Errr... Long story short, I can't cum with only the We-Vibe Tango X by itself. I do get quite close, though.

However, this thing is just as good - if not better than my showerhead - at making me squirt. Perhaps not like a water fountain as you guys see in porn, but it would leave a puddle if I didn't do it in the shower. Additionally, the lipstick-like shape makes it very easy to pinpoint exactly the angle that I need as well as the broader stimulation if I use the sides of the We-Vibe Tango X instead.