The Luxe Squirmy was my first rabbit vibrator, and I had pretty high expectations. I’ll tell you, I was not disappointed at all. When I first took it out of the package, I noticed it had a good sturdy weight, even before I put the 4 AA batteries in it. It did have a rubbery smell to it, but that didn’t really bother me. (You can’t smell it once it’s inside you, right?) The battery pack/control pad is a pretty metallic plastic with an on/off switch, two half-dials (one for the rotating shaft and one for the vibrating clitoral attachment), and a button to change the rotation direction. The dial controls are a huge plus for me, because I like to have optimum control of the speed. The clitoral attachment is one big bullet coated in the same rubber as the shaft with a little head and two little legs. The actual description of this toy says that the attachment is “non-animal,” but that’s not true. It looks like it might be a bear, but I’m not exactly sure. At the base of the attachment, you can see the wires connecting it to the shaft. It’s a very small drawback, but it would look a lot nicer if the wires were covered up. Moving upward, the middle off the shaft is filled with pearls (which I could not wait to feel inside me). The pearls were topped off by four little ridges and a smooth bulb of a head. The shaft has a good-sized length and girth. I’m not a beginner but definitely not an expert, and it looked like the perfect size for me.

Okay, now for the fun part. I lubed up, slipped a condom on Squirmy, and slid the shaft inside. (A condom helps the rubber hold up longer over time and makes cleaning a lot easier. If you’re planning on sharing this toy you should definitely use a condom with it.) As I had predicted, the shaft was a perfect fit. I started with just the clitoral attachment at first. The two little paws reached my clit perfectly, and I could push the attachment down for even more contact. The low speeds were very nice and got me warmed up for more. I turned the dial more, and some more, and still some more. I thought to myself, oh my god, this thing just keeps going. The vibrations were absolutely heavenly, and finally I turned the dial to the highest setting. At its highest, the vibrations were VERY intense, too intense for me. I turned it back down to the highest enjoyable setting and let the vibrations take me away to climax. And what I climax it was. I came so hard and for so long. After I regained some composure, I turned the vibrations way down and turned the rotating shaft on. The pearls felt amazing, so I kept turning it up. That’s when the squeaking started. At first I ignored it, but as I kept turning the rotations up, the squeaking got louder. It got so loud that it was actually distracting me from how good the pearls felt. Although a little upset, I wasn’t going to let a little squeaking ruin my already amazing experience. So I stacked some thick pillows on top of the comforter, turned the rotations down so the squeaking was hardly audible, turned the vibrations back up and let Squirmy bring me to a second glorious orgasm. Cleaning up was really simple. I just threw the condom out and wiped the clitoral attachment down with an antibacterial wipe. If you don’t use a condom with this toy, I would recommend paying extra close attention to the ridges at the top of the shaft when you clean it. The creases look like somewhere that “gunk” could build up.

Overall, I love this toy. I spent more money on it than I'm used to spending on toys, but it was totally worth it. It is definitely my favorite and might be for quite some time. I definitely recommend it!

One night I was using Squirmy and I came so hard that I pulled a muscle in my neck. It hurt like a mother and totally ruined my mood, but my boyfriend (who was out of town at the time) and I had a good laugh when I told him about it.

With the help of my boyfriend, I discovered something about Squirmy. It's great even without batteries in it. Now, my boyfriend and I had never used toys together before last weekend, but one night we were fooling around and he stopped and got this absolutely adorably sheepish look on his face and said "Want to use one of your toys?" At first I thought he meant me using it and him watching but I soon found that he had other intentions. I never keep batteries in my toys when I'm not using them, and when he pulled Squirmy out of my bed stand drawer he left the batteries behind. I was so turned on by something new and exciting that I didn't really give it a second thought that my favorite vibrator wouldn't be vibrating. He slid it inside me and started fucking me (shallowly, but quickly) with it, and after maybe just a minute or two, out of nowhere. Orgasm. Just like that. It went from "Mmm, that feels nice" to BANG! Orgasm. It happened so suddenly and was kind of a blur, but I think he shifted it so it was entering me at an upward angle (I was lying on my back and Squirmy's shaft was curved forward) so it got my g-spot... or something like that. All I know is that it happened really fast and was really intense. Before that, I never used Squirmy with any thrusting motions, but this experience got me intrigued. The next time I used it for solo play, I turned the vibration function on, inserted the shaft so that the clit stimulator was placed perfectly and rhythmically pushed on the bottom. It felt incredible. I got the "in-and-out" sensation and the vibrations never left my clit.