We received this toy along with multiple others in a big box from EF- to be honest I think my husband just tossed it in because of the price. It was packaged in the kind of blister pack that most cheap toys are packaged in (you know the kind that cuts your fingers as you try to rip it open). Thankfully the blister pack was devoid of topless girls with mickey mouse implants.

It took us a few days to get to Mr. Bowling so let's start there:

My husband took it out of our toy box, and I thought that it was a cool color, sort of an iridescent pink. The material is a hard plastic. It's not sticky to the touch, but it sticks to the skin, so plenty of moisture is required. My hubby often uses no lube, instead he rubs the vibe on my clit until I get wet naturally, using the natural lube to move around my labia and eventually inside.

We began with the constant on setting, at a low speed, the vibe is pleasing, and is not quiet, but not loud either. As we tried all of the 10 various intensities and speeds it became evident that while some women might like the different speeds I did not, I preferred the high setting the most.

There are all sorts of different functions ranging from a crescendo of speed to a sort of on-off-on buzz and everything in between; the last function randomly switches between all 10. It’s hard to find the exact function that you want because one button cycles through all of them, the other button is a discreet on/off, which is a huge plus if the kids/grandma/parents happen to walk in.

My hubby worked my clit for a long time on all the different settings, but it was clear that this toy alone was not going to get me off. When we combined it with a dildo for some internal stimulation however it definitely gave us that added kick we were looking for, sending me quickly over the edge. For us, this was perfect for some foreplay and to help me finish with another toy but the vibe is just too small for climax. The vibe is not very powerful and makes a high pitched bee sound. I didn’t expect much in this size/price range but we have tried some 5 dollar bullets that had a lot more oomph.

Once we had exhausted our external options we decided to go internal. The toy is slim and slips inside quite easily, and since it is waterproof there are no worries of damage or unsanitary conditions. I loved the feeling of him slowly slipping the tip of the pin in me then pushing the whole thing deep inside, once in he would play with the settings before slowly and gently using the cord to pull the bowling pin out. The slow sensation drove me crazy, not to orgasm but more like a very erotic massage.

We also tried inserting the pin deep down and then having my husband enter me with his cock. He is well endowed but it was still very comfortable and when used during normal sex brought us both to an extra-special orgasm.

The real surprise came when I tried it on my hubby, whereas I did not care about the 10 settings, he seemed to love the one where the vibe gets faster and then slows repetitively. I kept the bowling pin right on the tip of his cock sliding around the head and he came in minutes. The vibe also makes an okay massager for sensitive areas: balls, nipples, neck, inside of legs.

Once we were finished, cleanup was a breeze, we use normal toy cleaner but you could also use a mild bleach solution, or dish soap. Once clean and dry the toy does not attract dust or lint, but we store ours in a zip lock sandwich bag anyway. The material has an 8 on the safety rating which is really good in this price range. One word of warning, the battery pack/controller is NOT waterproof, keep it clear of bodily fluid and water, and wipe it with a toy or baby wipe once finished with it.

We have had this toy for over a year and use it a couple times a week, it’s still going strong, though it eats batteries about once every three months (3 AAA).

If you are looking for a toy that is versatile, cheap, and fun to use, and you are not looking for huge amounts of vibe, you won’t regret this purchase. The fact that the toy is waterproof and easy to clean are major pluses.

What more can we say? We have now had this for years and it keeps on ticking. Everyone needs a bullet vibe and this is a great choice. Still waterproof as well.