It's Out of the Park, GRAND SLAM!

The bases are loaded, bottom of the ninth, and everyone's has their eye on the XXL European Red Bat. Will it hit or miss... the crowd gets quiet. It's out of here! Straight over the score board. The Doc Johnson Team really did it this time. It's more than a home run! It's a GRAND SLAM!
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Pros
Powerful Enough, Large, Girthy, Quiet
Cons
Too Long, Too Big for Most
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Large and In Charge are two very great ways to explain the XXL European bat. This is definitely not a toy for the faint of heart. You will always want to use precaution when inserting something of this length and overall girth. I was not able to fully insert the XXL European Bat, but I don't really think anyone will be able to. This toy would not be recommended for beginners due to it's large size, but for the more experienced players of the game, you may find it just the perfect bit of HUGE you are looking for. I have used this primarily for vaginal insertion. I am not sure I would be able to handle it anally, but if that is your cup of tea, GO FOR IT, I am sure you will not be disappointed. Also, since it is such a length toy, the fact that it doesn't really have a base, doesn't matter, it shouldn't get lost somewhere in the deep abyss. I am not able to use this everyday, but I typically use it as a treat to myself when nothing else is cutting it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

I have purchased a great deal of TPR toys lately, and this is another one. The XXL European Bat is made from TPR, smooth, and flexibile. TPR is virtually orderless; I noticed little to no odor from my bat. The TPR used for this specific dildo is somewhat squishy and very flexible, but still firm enough for penetration and the full feeling you will be looking for if purchasing a toy of this size. TPR is pretty body safe, but it is somewhat porous. Definitely not as much so as something similiar to cyberskin, but more so than silicone. The material and texture would be great for users of all levels of experience, but the size of this toy is a different story for beginners.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design of this toy, it is clever, cute, and body-safe. There may be some discomfort as far as the shape goes, as it starts out wide and narrows with further insertion. I have enjoyed this toy due to the filling feeling it gives when inserted, but caution always needs to be taken when using a larger toy. This bat measures close to 11 inches in total length, with an insertable length of almost 10 inches. The diameter of the XXL European Bat is close to 2 inches diameter and a little over 5 inches in circumference. Imagine using a child's toy bat, that is what this is close to. I also love the flexibility of this toy. You can bend and manipulate the toy to hit just the right spots. I suppose that this would be great for advanced users, but possibly a little scary for beginners. There may also be some issues with travel, because this is not very discreet. The size of the toy is just a little too much to make it discreet. However, if you really had to, you may be able to convince someone that it is your child's toy bat.
    • Ergonomic
    • Large

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are in the very tip of the bat, however, they are not very strong. I think that perhaps the TPR layer may be a little thick and thus making the vibrations a little more weak. With the size of toy, I had no problems feeling the sensations I was seeking. I love the size. It is very comfortable and filling for me. Just what I look for when I need just a little more. The control is just a turn dial for vibration control, ranging from light vibration to semi-strong vibrations. They are very easy to use and the vibrations are not very loud. However, there seems to be a slight looseness of the motor, which causes sudden spurts of loud noises. I have had no problems with leakage of water into the batter compartment when using this toy in the tub or shower, this is due to the o-ring located at the base of the closure for the batteries. If you ever lose this o-ring, for whatever reason, I would discontinue use in water.
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power

Care and Maintenance

As always, you can clean your Bat with anti-bacterial soap and warm water, your favorite cleaner, or even anti-bacterial wipes. This is made easy because of the toy being waterproof. If you use boxes or storage containers, you may have problems. Since this toy is made from TPR, you can not boil it. Due to the size of this toy, you may have difficulties storing this. I have a set of storage drawers that I use to keep all of toys in, so I have great space for storage. Overall, if you have the right storage, this can be easily kept away from peering eyes and is very easy to clean and maintain.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

I realize this has been discontinued by Eden Fantasys, but I just really felt the need to voice my opinion on how amazing it was for me. Also, if it does sound like something you are interested in, try out one of the others in Doc Johnson's XXL European Line listed below. I know I will be adding the other two to my collection.
Follow-up commentary
I still love this bat. Anytime I ever just want to slide right into home-plate, I take it out and start the ball game. I would recommend everyone to check this out. Especially if you are looking for girth and length. AMAZING.
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  • Contributor: toxie m
    Awesome review If someone stumbles upon it you can just tell them you've taken up a new kind of baseball where all the equipment vibrates, hah.
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Good review. Thanks for it.
  • Contributor: Midway through
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    You gotta love a great sports metaphor!
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: Airekah
    thanks so much everyone!
  • Contributor: BadgersRose
    Awesome review. Looks like a toy that's worth trying.
  • Contributor: Caprieclipse
    it really sounds like a good toy, i like tpr but your right that's probably why the vibrations aren't strong.
  • Contributor: - Kira -
    Great review! Ten inches insertable? Jeez!!
  • Contributor: Airekah
    yes,I definitely can't take all that! But it is an amazing toy. Thank you.
  • Contributor: big b
    thanks
  • Contributor: freshbananas
    Thanks for the review!
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