Have you ever seen vintage postcards with wildly exaggerated features? They were sometimes used in the early days of America to entice people to go out west seeking an easy life. Rabbits the size of horses and potatoes big as a wagon were legends.



Now take a look at this pic.


My phone camera is admittedly horrid, but I assure you the pic is not doctored in any way. Your eyes do not deceive you. The folks at Doc Johnson have actually created a ginormous bullet. Bet you just can't wait to play with it.

The bullet is actually a combination traditional vibrator and bullet. It is large enough to use vaginally and of course can be used externally. It features strong rumbly vibrations with just smidge of buzzy thrown in. It boasts an O-ring making it completely waterproof. This bullet would love to join you in the shower or tub.

It is not designed for anal as it doesn't have a flared base. It does have a wire handle, but that is not sufficient to keep it safe for anal use.

It also makes a nice body massager. It is particlarly nice when rolled on the back or soles of feet. The strong vibes can help to alleviate minor aches and pains or just provide a nice erotic massage.

Black Magic Super Bullet is made of ABS plastic with PU coating which rates an 8/10 on Eden's safety scale. It is nonporous, hypoallergenic, phthalate free and easy to clean. The coating gives the toy a smooth velvety feel. It feels very nice on skin. It does not have any texture.

Being plastic it is very hard and rigid. It is not flexible at all. The combination of girth and rigidity might make it uncomfortable for some to use it internally. Rigid material can feel even bigger that what it actually is. It does produce a nice feeling of fullness and pressure for those who like it.

While shaped like a normal cylinder bullet, it is much larger than normal. It is 5.5 inches long with 4 inches of that insertable. It is fairly girthy at just under 5 inches around. Also the tip is not tapered like many traditional vibrators. It may be too big for some to comfortably use it internally. Even those who like the girth may have a tough time inserting due to the large end. Lube would be helpful here. Since it is plastic, any type of lube is fine. The size reminds me of a couple of vibrators from CalEx.

Next to the Magic bullet is Dream Massager and on the right is Dream Massager G. All of these toys are inexpensive yet powerful. They are all about the same size in length and are similar in girth. They are all made out of plastic with the velvety feel. Black magic is different in that it doesn't offer any bulges or break in shape. It is strictly cylinder shape. If you like either of these two, you would probably enjoy this bullet as well.

The toy is not discreet. The size might have some guessing, but they would figure it out quickly.

Black Magic Super Bullet has 3 settings- low, medium, and high intensities. There are not any pulsating options with this toy. The lowest level is a pretty decent intensity and it just gets stronger from there. Powerqueens should be happy with this toy as long as they don't need pulsating vibes. The vibrations are rumbly but with a bit of buzziness. I like rumbly much more than buzzy and this worked fine for me. Toys that are predominately buzzy are a turn off for me. However, a bit of buzz can be nice, and this is nice.

Earlier I compared its size to Dream Massager and Dream Massager G. They are also comparable strength wise. I like the other two because they both have strong rumbly motors. This one is actually stronger than the other two, but it is buzzier. I imagine anyone who likes the strength in those vibes would appreciate this as well.

The downside to this bullet is that it is loud. The highest setting can be detected through a closed door. It's muffled behind closed doors, but still detectable. Music or background TV would drown it out nicely. Of course if you use it in a dorm with roommates, everyone will know what you're up to.

Black Magic Super Bullet runs on 3 AA batteries. The battery compartment comes right out of the end.


You put the batteries in and slip the compartment in the toy. My only complaint is that the battery compartment has a tendency to jam. If it jams, shake and hit the end of the toy. It will loosen and come out eventually. That is annoying,and I am knocking a star off for that.

Cleaning is easy with this waterproof toy. It can be washed with antibacterial soap and water, a toy cleaner, or a 10% bleach solution. Waterproof toys are great because you don't have to worry about ruining the toy with water. Just be sure the dome cap is on tight before getting it wet.

Since it is plastic any type of lube is fine.

I bought this because I heard it was good for back rubs. My husband and I regularly enjoy giving and receiving back rubs, and I thought this would be a nice addition to our full body massagers. It does do a nice job.

I was also intrigued with the size of the bullet as well. I enjoy vibes that allow for a lot of pressure on my naughty bits. This is great for that. My favorite way to use it is just to sit on it. It's large enough that it never gets lost. I don't have to continually shift to get comfortable. It's just easy and works like a charm.