This toy, while pretty and tantalizing on the screen, did not translate well into reality. My overall impression of this toy was that it was like puberty all over again; awkward, long, ill-placed, and a general annoyance. It did not bring me to climax at all, even after several attempts. I had been hoping to find a good g-spot vibrator, and I love vibrator kits. However, this is not the kit for me.

Upon arrival, the vibrator came in clear plastic packaging with the longest safety warning I have ever seen on any vibrator inside. The warning said the usual stuff (e.g. product is no longer water-resistant if the O ring is missing, wash with antibacterial soap and water, the company is not liable for any incorrect usage, etc.). However, with a warning that rivaled Tolstoy's War and Peace, I was already worried the vibrator would be a fiasco.

I inserted the 2 AAA batteries by trial and error, since it did not indicate which way to put them in. Once I got that to work, I screwed the bottom back on, with the O ring in place to keep out water. The vibrator turns on by a dial at the base, with different levels of vibration depending on how far you turn it. Unfortunately, 2 AAA batteries did not give this vibrator enough juice. I've had other vibes that used the same batteries that had twice the vibrating power. This really left me wanting more.

Furthermore, the three interchangeable tips (a g-spot tip, a tapered tip, and a bubble-like tip), did not screw on securely. Mid-use they would untwist, and I was worried that they might get stuck, especially after one untwisted almost all the way off. The tapered tip worked best for clitoral stimulation, although the vibrator as a whole did not have enough power. The bubble-like one felt best near my vaginal opening entering me with each circle. However, the g-spot tip failed entirely. It felt like a virgin trying to find the g-spot with no success. The vibrator was a bit too long for comfort, and too slim for pleasurable use. Even though I know how to find my own g-spot, the vibrator made me feel like it was a myth. When I tried to use the vibrator to find it, it just didn't work. It didn't feel pleasurable, and definitely did not bring me to climax.

After a disappointing show, it was time to clean up. All it needs is antibacterial soap and water, or a toy cleaner. Easier said than done. The outside cleaned off quite easily. But remember how the tips unscrewed easily? The lube and vaginal fluids managed to work their way up under the tip and gunk up the threads where it screws on. Unfortunately, it's hard to clean out the inside of the tip. I needed to use several Q-tips to clean it out.

The toy is water-resistant and can be used in the shower, but I don't know why anyone would want to use it at all. It was awkward, ill-fitting, and generally not made very well. I want my toys to feel like Lotharios in the bedroom, not pubescent virgins. It was just too awkward for ease of use, and did not have much power at all.

On the plus side, it was super quiet and discreet at the cost of power.