It's a cannon alright.

Pirates Janine's cannon fire vibrator is a wonderful and fun. It is themed after one of the best adult movie ever made. It has a beautiful rotating neck and a powerful clit stimulator. The rotating head massages your G-spot till your toes curl. It is beautifully decorated, and lightly textured.
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Pros
Multi-speed, Beautiful, Themed, Quiet,
Cons
Don't have the option of not having the neck rotating.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Pirates Janine's cannon fire is a movie themed rabbit vibrator. It is themed after an adult moved named Pirates. I've personally never seen the move, but after using this toy, I'm actually really wanting to see the movie. I've only had this toy for a short period of time, but I'm already madly obsessed with it. It is making want to try the other pirate themed toys in the movie line. The cannon fire can be a lot of fun to play it. This vibrator is perfect for just about anyone. Someone more advanced, and someone who know what they like. It is a perfect gift for a friend in a adult or personal setting. It is also perfect for people who genuinely like the movie. The cannon is made to stimulation a bunch of different areas. It is curved for G-spot stimulation, as well as clitoral stimulation. You can use it alone, or you can use it with your partner.
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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The cannon is made up on two different materials. The first and what it is mostly made up of is medical grade TPE. Medical grade TPE is Thermoplastic Compounds, but a medical grade TPE version. It is designed to be molded into medical devices for surface use, but is perfectly safe for internal use. It will provide a valuable replacement for both silicone and natural rubber. Although it is not a silicone, it does come closer than most other materials. Medical Grade tpe is not porous, but when and if sharing you should use a condom. I just recommend this when using any toy. I do notice that with the tpe it does collect alot of lent and dust. You should always wash it before each and every use. It does not have any type of smell or taste. The texture may require you to apply a little extra lube. The TPE does have a little give up to a point. You can bend it to your liking to help reach your most sensitive areas. The second material is plastic, and this would have to come from the handle. The plastic is hard but extremely smooth. When held in hand, it feels quite solid. Plastic is an extremely hard material and does not have any type of give. You cannot bend it to your liking.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the vibrator is supposed to mimic a pirate boat. It has all the textures and designs on this one toy. It can seem like a little too much, but it actually is not I love the look and the structure of this toy. I can say that it can come off intimidating, and large. I was shocked at the size and girth of this toy. I personally was not expecting it to be this large. Although it has a lot of texture you truly do not notice it, but it is quite satisfying to look at. The texture I do recommend for newbies because it is so minor, but the size I would not recommend.

The Pirates Janine's cannon fire is.
Length: 9 3/4"
Insertable length: 5"
Circumference: 5 1/2"
Diameter: 1 5/8"
Weight about 17 oz
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It is a rather large toy, so it can make traveling difficult. It does come with the storage pouch, but that does not help too much with the size. It does keep it out of view of nosy eyes. It does require some work to try and hide it. You can not hide it in plain view. You can place it into a drawer or your personal toy chest.

The cannon has a bunch areas that have different textures. The head of the vibrator has what looks like a splash of water. It looks as someone has splashed water. It is followed by a rope looking texture that is wrapped around the width of the toy. It is followed by an area of smooth texture, and another rope like pattern.
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The clitoral stimulator is pretty neat. It is in the shape of a miniature cannon, and I'm assuming that is where the name comes from. It honestly looks like a Cannon they did not skimp on the design, and its superb eye candy.
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Under the cannon is a pirate skull with a bandanna and a whopping lip ring! It is actually pretty impressive.
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The handle of the vibrator has these pretty orange rhinestones in pairs of two all around the top handle of the toy. It is followed by a rope like design, and then a cross like design. I'm unsure if it has any significant meaning. The handle does have a little drag, but it is perfect when using lube. You do not have to worry about the toy slipping out of your hand.
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    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is rather large. The head of the vibrator is curved for G-spot stimulation. It is the perfect length for proper stimulation. I have to admit the largeness of the head can make it a little difficult to insert, and possibly uncomfortable when it comes to moving it around to find your g-spot. This is when, I believe it is better for more advanced and skilled toy users.

The cannon is the clit stimulator can be a little to short for some people. I personally did not have a problem with it, but I could see how some people with a different anatomy could see a problem. One thing about the clit stimulator I love is that it is rounded. Not like most rabbit vibrators that have animal ears or something. You do not get that poking feeling. I do not know if I'm the only one, but with animal styled rabbits. I always feel as I'm being poked over and over.
As far as vibrations and functions.

The vibrations are mostly focused on the part that comes in contact with your clit. That would be the cannon. The vibrations are rather strong. It is strong enough for the most average user. It is not overwhelming strong. It has a couple of vibration straights and a couple of patterns. You only need to press one button, and that controls the speed and pattern.

The neck of the cannon hand beads in it. This is where the spinning of the neck comes from! Yes, the neck spends in complete circles. I love, love, love vibrations that to some type of trick such as spinning or thrusting. The beads in the neck are spaced well enough where you do not have to worry about the neck sticking or jamming when using it. The only problem I ran into with this item is that you do not have the option not to have the neck rotating. Some may not want the head to be spinning all the time.

All the functions are controlled by three buttons. The three buttons come together and make a compete circle. It is two halves and a smaller circle closing the two halves.

The buttons on the left hand side "(())" and that controls the speed and the patters. You can not go back when going through the settings. You would have to go trough all the setting to get back to the one you want. These vibrations are to control the clitoral part of the rabbit. The setting are as followed..

Medium
High
Low to high revving pattern
Fast pulsations
Fast pulsations two fast pulsations followed by one short one.
Super fast pulsations.

The next button would be the button with arrows pointing on opposite directions of eachother. This button controls the speed of the rotating neck. It does not have any particular patterns. Just like the pattern button, when the speed get too fast you have to go through all of them to get back to the one you wanted.

The last button which is also, the little circle is the on/off button. When you press this button it turns everything off at once. You can not just turn one function of the rabbit off. When turning it back on it turns everything on at the lowest setting. This button also lights up when the toy is running. This is perfect when wanting to use it in the dark.
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The cannon run on four triple A batteries. It is pretty strong for it running on such small batteries. The batteries are placed in a removable battery compartment. For it running on such small batteries it is pretty strong and pretty silent. When at it is loudest it can barely be heard through the covers.
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The cannon also is splash-proof and not waterproof. You cannot fully submerge it, so no bath fun. You can use it in the shower. If, your O-ring happens to be missing for some reason you should not use it in water. The vibrations are just as enjoyable in water as well as out.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Taking care of the cannon is extremely easy. When using it with lube you can only use water and silicone lube. When washing you can use mild soap and water, or your favorite toy cleaner. You cannot fully submerge this toy. It is only splash-proof. When storing it, you can place it into the storage pouch that comes with it.

The storage pouch is rather nice. It is black and pink. It looks as it can be used on either side. When I turned it inside out I notice that you can not. The pouch is silky and feels good to the touch. It is a rather large pouch, so you can also place a medium to small bottle of lube in with the toy. When needing to clean the pouch you should hand wash it, and allow it to air dry.
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    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The package is straightforward and rather large. The toy is clear view, so you can see the toy in full view. It comes with a large, thick plastic back that has a picture of a beautiful women and on the back it has information on the toy, and other items from the same line. You can use the box as storage, but the box is too large and would take up more space than to put the toy away on its own. The package is clear, and you can see the toy. It may not be the best for gift giving in a certain situation. It does not have any users instructions.
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    • Not discreet

Experience

I had a lot of fun with this toy. I've used it a couple of times in the matter of three days. I did not think I was going to like it, but I ended up loving it. I had to start off with the low setting because the twisting of the neck seemed to be a little wild. I did work my way up to a higher setting, and I just loved it. I have to admit that the spinning of the neck did get annoying at one point. I did not like that you could not use the toy without the neck spinning. It is not something that make me stop from using the toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Starkiller87
    Your photos are so fancy. hehe. Great review. I love the pirate stuff.
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    Ha, Starkiller! Thanks so much for reading and leaving a comment. I'm glad you like my pictures. I got a new camera so my pictures would come out clear. The cell phone wasn't working for me anymore.
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    Nice review, thanks!
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    Very nice review, thank you!
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    great review, thanks for sharing.
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    Awesome! I hope you do a video, Nessa, I'd love to see this run!
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    Love the detailed review and high resolution pictures of just the right parts. Thanks!
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    awesome review. great shots of the light up parts.
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    Thanks for the review, looking at it for my fiance.
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